I occasionally get styes, little pimples under the eyelid.

If you look through the swolen eye

does your vision look what could be described as foggy?

nope

*shrug*

doesn't rule out conjunctivitis, but that's what usually happens when I've had it.

Might be good old fashioned allergies.

maybe you punched yourself in your sleep

Wol's probably right.

He IS a Dr. after all

HAhahahahaha

sure, i'm a doctor

I wouldn't go THAT far, Wol.

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but im special!

my mommy told me so

No. You can only call yourself a DR, not a Doctor.

maybe he is a doctor, as in, he doctored his diploma

Oooooooooh.

Subtle turn of language, too.

Tell people to look at your 'doctorate' diplomas

but actually you're saying doctored diplomas

so as to not 'technically' be lying.

😉

idd

explains why instead of taking the HypoCRATIC oath

I took the HypoCRITIC oath

wewlad

to DO harm

instead of DO NO

I made a toilet 😛

this toilet has the greatest sense of diversity and inclusivity you see

is this inside the 'stall'?

nah

this toilet is segregated

Not inclusive enough.

By Tentacle species

and Hand species

Everyone nearby should be fully involved in the act of taking a shit.