Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 620002474249420812


2019-09-07 20:25:57 UTC  

No seasonings

2019-09-07 20:26:26 UTC  

Basically I bought large amounts of celery and lettuce to suppress hunger for other things, and I bought a bunch of beans and eggs to provide protein

2019-09-07 20:26:39 UTC  

Celery and lettuce are literally dirt cheap

2019-09-07 20:26:45 UTC  

You can buy entire bags of them for a dollar

2019-09-07 20:28:22 UTC  

Yeah because it’s basically water lol

2019-09-07 20:28:30 UTC  

Celery has some fiber though doesn’t it?

2019-09-07 20:28:47 UTC  

I'm not sure

2019-09-07 20:28:54 UTC  

I just know I devoured an entire head of romaine lettuce

2019-09-07 20:29:02 UTC  

Raw lettuce*

2019-09-07 20:29:51 UTC  

Yeah because what you paid for is water that is inside a leaf

2019-09-07 20:30:01 UTC  

It’s a vessel for water 😂

2019-09-07 20:30:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/619992880647503910/FB_IMG_1567874188776.jpg

2019-09-07 20:30:27 UTC  

It’s good for hydration and as long as you don’t add a shit ton of dressing

2019-09-07 20:30:28 UTC  

ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED

2019-09-07 20:30:36 UTC  

Hydrate your homies

2019-09-07 20:31:22 UTC  

When you got to suppository hydrate your homies

2019-09-07 20:53:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/619998691511500811/image0.jpg

2019-09-07 21:02:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/620001030700138508/FB_IMG_1567889868623.jpg

2019-09-07 21:03:01 UTC  

When a woman tries to steal a king's precious seed.

2019-09-07 21:08:16 UTC  

These genuinely taste like cotton candy but everything else is grape.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/620002421975810068/image0.jpg

2019-09-07 21:08:28 UTC  

I am repulsed and will not eat another one ever again.

2019-09-07 21:11:08 UTC  
2019-09-07 21:11:15 UTC  

You need to see these exist.

2019-09-07 23:48:32 UTC  

Fruit is an excellent source of sugar

2019-09-07 23:48:38 UTC  

Good sugar tho

2019-09-07 23:49:23 UTC  

Fibre isn't necessarily essential but it does help you do nice poos

2019-09-08 00:22:11 UTC  

Fruit sugars is the only sugar we should ever need, but being humans we created candies made out of pure sugar so we’re now obese and have diabetes

2019-09-08 02:31:26 UTC  

I don’t like this thought in my head now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/620083748397907969/image0.png

2019-09-08 03:09:18 UTC  

that's very upsetting

2019-09-08 04:00:06 UTC  

Uhhhhhhhh, periscope?

2019-09-08 06:42:37 UTC  

no music chan so

2019-09-08 07:01:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/620151753777610752/1567925716578.png

2019-09-08 12:26:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/620233425495916554/image0.jpg

2019-09-08 12:31:50 UTC  

I’m 30minutes early to work because I forgot it is Sunday

2019-09-08 12:31:58 UTC  

There’s barely any traffic on Sunday

2019-09-08 12:32:13 UTC  

True

2019-09-08 12:44:12 UTC  

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2019-09-08 12:45:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/620238208772603924/FB_IMG_1567932773891.jpg

2019-09-08 12:46:16 UTC  

My boss has a HUGE truck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/620238476926779412/video0.mov

2019-09-08 12:47:22 UTC  

He got it super cheap because it was “totaled” from the insurance company because the previous owner accidentally backed too far into the water when deploying their boat. Literally everything was perfectly fine with it, there’s some water stains on the ceiling from where the water was but that’s it. He said you can buy vehicles really cheap in Canada

2019-09-08 12:47:35 UTC  

People can buy whatever they want, but trucks to me seem like a huge waste of gas money, and space, unless you actually need to carry stuff often which vast majority do not.