Message from @Justin Burger (Major-GA)

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2019-09-07 20:25:17 UTC  

Eat nothing but canned spinach for 2 weeks and see what it changed

2019-09-07 20:25:24 UTC  

God damn **Popeyes**

2019-09-07 20:25:53 UTC  

Heat up the can if you must, but genuinely just open it and eat it

2019-09-07 20:25:57 UTC  

No seasonings

2019-09-07 20:26:26 UTC  

Basically I bought large amounts of celery and lettuce to suppress hunger for other things, and I bought a bunch of beans and eggs to provide protein

2019-09-07 20:26:39 UTC  

Celery and lettuce are literally dirt cheap

2019-09-07 20:26:45 UTC  

You can buy entire bags of them for a dollar

2019-09-07 20:28:22 UTC  

Yeah because it’s basically water lol

2019-09-07 20:28:30 UTC  

Celery has some fiber though doesn’t it?

2019-09-07 20:28:47 UTC  

I'm not sure

2019-09-07 20:28:54 UTC  

I just know I devoured an entire head of romaine lettuce

2019-09-07 20:29:02 UTC  

Raw lettuce*

2019-09-07 20:29:51 UTC  

Yeah because what you paid for is water that is inside a leaf

2019-09-07 20:30:01 UTC  

It’s a vessel for water 😂

2019-09-07 20:30:21 UTC  

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2019-09-07 20:30:27 UTC  

It’s good for hydration and as long as you don’t add a shit ton of dressing

2019-09-07 20:30:28 UTC  

ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED

2019-09-07 20:30:36 UTC  

Hydrate your homies

2019-09-07 20:31:22 UTC  

When you got to suppository hydrate your homies

2019-09-07 20:53:27 UTC  

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2019-09-07 21:02:44 UTC  

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2019-09-07 21:03:01 UTC  

When a woman tries to steal a king's precious seed.

2019-09-07 21:08:16 UTC  

These genuinely taste like cotton candy but everything else is grape.

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2019-09-07 21:08:28 UTC  

I am repulsed and will not eat another one ever again.

2019-09-07 21:11:08 UTC  
2019-09-07 21:11:15 UTC  

You need to see these exist.

2019-09-07 23:48:32 UTC  

Fruit is an excellent source of sugar

2019-09-07 23:48:38 UTC  

Good sugar tho

2019-09-07 23:49:23 UTC  

Fibre isn't necessarily essential but it does help you do nice poos

2019-09-08 00:22:11 UTC  

Fruit sugars is the only sugar we should ever need, but being humans we created candies made out of pure sugar so we’re now obese and have diabetes

2019-09-08 02:31:26 UTC  

I don’t like this thought in my head now

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2019-09-08 03:09:18 UTC  

that's very upsetting

2019-09-08 04:00:06 UTC  

Uhhhhhhhh, periscope?

2019-09-08 06:42:37 UTC  

no music chan so

2019-09-08 07:01:40 UTC  

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2019-09-08 12:26:12 UTC  

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2019-09-08 12:31:50 UTC  

I’m 30minutes early to work because I forgot it is Sunday

2019-09-08 12:31:58 UTC  

There’s barely any traffic on Sunday

2019-09-08 12:32:13 UTC  

True

2019-09-08 12:44:12 UTC  

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2019-09-08 12:45:12 UTC  

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