So many lives get saved from the *few* people who are actually taught on when and how to do it

**Let them come**

You have a gas mask, you’re ready for a raid. They can’t do shit

**S E N D B A C H E L O R S**

They’ll throw the gas in and you’d just be sitting on your bed like what’s up

Shhhhhhh, dont tell them about my equipment.

Oop

Lmfao

Sorry fbi, no more information today

Snitches get stitches

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hello, it is i, fbi

i disapprove

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"You have stolen my dreams and my childhood"

Oh yeah, because its so horrible being an international celebrity, getting to meet famous people, politicians and billionaires around the world, not having to go to school at all, traveling the world for free, getting nominated for Nobel peace prizes, and getting to attend world summits with some of the most powerful people in the world, and a pre-determined future as a very rich adult, etc.

Yeah, that's every kids nightmare.

It took me a minute to realize what you’re talking about

I think by dreams she meant living a long happy life with no worries but she was shown how fucked up everything is so now she has to freak out everyday that Yellowstone might blow up killing everybody

Pedophrasty

That's all

Fingers crossed a supervolcano erupts

GG @Issa Dornan, you just advanced to level 1!

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but please undeafen and unmute me

pretty please

I once had such glorious powers as to deafen and mute any and all beneath me. But now all I have, is the power of no responsibility 😎

Sounds hot

I was just reading that convo Alice. If you have first aid training as a civvy, do you not need to help? In Australia you have to otherwise you can be charged. If you're trained in nfitst aid here then by law you must be ***the*** first aid

Some states have it as a misdemeanor if you don't call 911 at least but I don't think that's really enforcable

Over here, even if you're just trained in cpr, you have to be the first responder and hang about until paramedics arrive

Yeah, that kind of infringes on the constitution because you have a right to well... Not do or say anything

So Australia is minutely closer to being a fascist nation? That's fucken sick