Happy?

It was summer and I was sick of having long sweaty hair

That's hot

you went under

hot

I fixed the spelling mistakes

Dumper waves are the best waves

You can reread it now

I'd let Justin vomit on me 😩 😩 😳 😳

vomit on me daddy

owO

That's attractive

Rust is the most sexually frustrating game I have ever played in my life

You just want to tap that naked's ass?

Considering what Rust is already like, might as well introduce rape as a mechanic.

Imagine capturing and raping people during a base siege.

Having this type of mustache would be God tier.

Imagine bringing back booty booty, as a war prize from another Rust clan

He could pull it off, but it doesn't seem like something most people would.

Rust is updating its graphics hardcore, and honestly it's hype. They're going to be using Unity's HDRP

And it looks awesome

And they're adding a lot more instruments

Rust is already a nice looking game

True

But HDRP 👀 Plus the performance will be better on HDRP

When's the last time you've played?

Lmfao, maybe almost a year ago, if you wanna mean actually, seriously attempted a base build.

Bro there's horses, helis, and all kinds of shit now

What would be really fun is we all get together in rl and get ourselves into some Roman armor and equipment, and attempt to form a proper Testudo.

What

Its 2025 and you managed to avoid the government subsidized privately owned Facebook military. You're on the lamb with just enough bitcoin for 2 maybe 3 weeks if you stretch it. You almost can't believe you got a 3 bitcoin bounty for saying the N-word in a group chat 3 years ago
It's almost unconcievable to you as a white male. They got Alexas and Siris listening in at all time, cant even write it out in text anymore. You're going mad since they passed that law, you havent used a racial slur in over a year Not a single minority audibly oppressed in years You sweat and shake uncontrollably as your natural state of oppressor is suppressed. Vomiting, diarrhea and dizziness is your new familiar. Then it happens, you see a chocolate skinned man.
Airpods? Check
Timberlands? Check
Hair waves? Check
You feel the word about to come out
You manage to squeak out "NI-" before the Amazon Advertisement integrity assurance drone(also government subsidized) instantly vaporizes you with extra judicial anti hate speech lazers. Your bitcoin bounty is deposited into Bezos' pocket.
As your ashes blow into the wind some fucking normie makes a joke about the snap scene from avengers. A couple people chuckle half heartedly and they continue their day.

No just imagine how hard that shit would be

Let's just reform the Roman Empire

For that, we need Varg

In the summer heat sweating to death, full thicc armor and gladius at our hands, with a shield high as our chin

Trying to form a proper testudo formation

It’d be hard but fun