Why not tell them the story

There was a bat in my bedroom once

and I killed it with a broom on accident

The first time I ever shaved my head I went fishing all day and got so badly sunburnt that I had a fluid build up under my blistered scalp that seeped down my face over the course of a week

Your plasma ew

hmm

I had to take a couple days off work because my eyes swelled shut from sleeping face down lmao

Grenade machinegun and Bozar gang for FNV

First day back at work, before the time off, my boss freaked out and took me to the doctor because my forehead was so swollen I looked like a cave nigga

Why would you even shave your head

Me and Alice went to the beach together once, I accidentally went under and accidently inhaled a shit ton of seawater cause a wave hit me, but I nearly vomited it back out onto Alice.

Happ @Alpaca13

Happy?

It was summer and I was sick of having long sweaty hair

That's hot

you went under

hot

I fixed the spelling mistakes

Dumper waves are the best waves

You can reread it now

I'd let Justin vomit on me 😩 😩 😳 😳

vomit on me daddy

owO

That's attractive

Rust is the most sexually frustrating game I have ever played in my life

You just want to tap that naked's ass?

Considering what Rust is already like, might as well introduce rape as a mechanic.

Imagine capturing and raping people during a base siege.

Having this type of mustache would be God tier.

Imagine bringing back booty booty, as a war prize from another Rust clan

He could pull it off, but it doesn't seem like something most people would.

Rust is updating its graphics hardcore, and honestly it's hype. They're going to be using Unity's HDRP

And it looks awesome

And they're adding a lot more instruments

Rust is already a nice looking game

True

But HDRP 👀 Plus the performance will be better on HDRP