“What can I get you sir.”

“Hello Jose, I will have a big plate of refried beans.”

“You can’t eat chips.”

“yOu CAnT eAt ChIPs.”

@Dusty Morgan what is that ?

I GOT A NEW MATTRESS AND BOX SPRING

LIFE IS BETTER

but i also had to clean 5 years worth of shit outta my room

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i can top that

i got new shit

life is better

but i also had to shit out five years worth of mattress into my room.

I came reading this
Keyboard sticky
Feels good man
🤤

🤤

**OGRevival#8766** just left the server.

Guys

Sex ghosting

The fuck is that?

One night standing someone

Fuck and duck

Ejaculate and evacuate

Nah

The guy who told me about it was talking about a dead person

And said "imagine sex ghosting"

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yeah but what about ghost sexing

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@crowbot yeah I know that feel when you have things on your shelf because people think you want a bunch of souvenirs from places

oof

let the neighbors sleep! 😂

@Ottobon It is a game.

Text based game.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/swat-officer-sings-white-christmas-ends-10-hour-standoff-with-barricaded-shooting-suspect-in-pennsylvania

Oh interesting.

It is a christmas miracle.

I tried telling the regulars at the bar i went to how it was corrupt

They said they were too drunk to listen

This "revoked consent" type cases feel like Revenge_Porn2.0

They sang "WHUTE CHRISTMAS?"