https://www.facebook.com/andrew.zimmermann.52/videos/2273024789375210/?t=16

Then my ass: “finally, some work.”

I can eat mashed pumpkin and salmon, I’m going to have to ask the special request and then receive the “no money”

“bUt DAd iS eNGineEr.”

“Of what?”

“I don’t fucking know, where’s the applesauce?”

If anyone here plays dragonrealms, I am on at the moment. I am Elenshaer.

I also want Taco Bell, I swear to god next weekend If I don’t get Indian food I’m done, I’ll hunger strike and then end up like Gandhi

I also want refried beans

“What can I get you sir.”

“Hello Jose, I will have a big plate of refried beans.”

“You can’t eat chips.”

“yOu CAnT eAt ChIPs.”

@Dusty Morgan what is that ?

I GOT A NEW MATTRESS AND BOX SPRING

LIFE IS BETTER

but i also had to clean 5 years worth of shit outta my room

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i can top that

i got new shit

life is better

but i also had to shit out five years worth of mattress into my room.

I came reading this
Keyboard sticky
Feels good man
🤤

🤤

**OGRevival#8766** just left the server.

Guys

Sex ghosting

The fuck is that?

One night standing someone

Fuck and duck

Ejaculate and evacuate

Nah

The guy who told me about it was talking about a dead person

And said "imagine sex ghosting"

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yeah but what about ghost sexing

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@crowbot yeah I know that feel when you have things on your shelf because people think you want a bunch of souvenirs from places

oof

let the neighbors sleep! 😂