Message from @crowbot
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My mouth: “HeY nIGga JusT cAUse yOu dOnt GoT nO wIsDOom tEetH dOnT meAn yOu tOo STUpId tO cHeW.”
My brain: “He’s right, you know.”
My wounds: “I swear to god it’s gonna hurt if you do anything stupid like these two are saying.”
Me: “egg.”
My heart: I give up.
Them: *all clapping*
Then my ass: “finally, some work.”
I can eat mashed pumpkin and salmon, I’m going to have to ask the special request and then receive the “no money”
“bUt DAd iS eNGineEr.”
“Of what?”
“I don’t fucking know, where’s the applesauce?”
If anyone here plays dragonrealms, I am on at the moment. I am Elenshaer.
I also want Taco Bell, I swear to god next weekend If I don’t get Indian food I’m done, I’ll hunger strike and then end up like Gandhi
I also want refried beans
“What can I get you sir.”
“Hello Jose, I will have a big plate of refried beans.”
“You can’t eat chips.”
“yOu CAnT eAt ChIPs.”
@Dusty Morgan what is that ?
LIFE IS BETTER
but i also had to clean 5 years worth of shit outta my room
<:feelshahaman:520733508797464601>
i can top that
i got new shit
life is better
but i also had to shit out five years worth of mattress into my room.
I came reading this
Keyboard sticky
Feels good man
🤤
🤤
**OGRevival#8766** just left the server.
Guys
Sex ghosting
The fuck is that?
One night standing someone
Fuck and duck
Ejaculate and evacuate
Nah
The guy who told me about it was talking about a dead person
And said "imagine sex ghosting"
<:TimThink:482277772497125378> 😰