but its still cooking

unless you're physically unable to assemble the pieces required

what about mentally?

but obviously that's an extreme niche

are you being handiphobic?

Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go eat some made from scratch fast food.

**Drewsipher#4586** just left the server.

Off to the gulag, you.

personally never met a Drew i could take seriously

rewatching mars attacks, lol. Seeing all the hippies cheer at the martians incoming seems dangerourly close to what they are doing now with migrants today

Back!

I am done cooking.

What you make

I can’t eat for shit

I’m tempted to boil eggs later actually

Salt and pepper

Well I made homemade Lazanage. I had to pre-make ingredients yesterday.

“hAppY bREakfEsT!”

Hello

https://www.facebook.com/Fox4DFW/videos/2166140323476331/?t=2

My mouth: “HeY nIGga JusT cAUse yOu dOnt GoT nO wIsDOom tEetH dOnT meAn yOu tOo STUpId tO cHeW.”

My brain: “He’s right, you know.”

My wounds: “I swear to god it’s gonna hurt if you do anything stupid like these two are saying.”

Me: “egg.”

My heart: I give up.

Them: *all clapping*

https://www.facebook.com/andrew.zimmermann.52/videos/2273024789375210/?t=16

Then my ass: “finally, some work.”

I can eat mashed pumpkin and salmon, I’m going to have to ask the special request and then receive the “no money”

“bUt DAd iS eNGineEr.”

“Of what?”

“I don’t fucking know, where’s the applesauce?”

If anyone here plays dragonrealms, I am on at the moment. I am Elenshaer.

I also want Taco Bell, I swear to god next weekend If I don’t get Indian food I’m done, I’ll hunger strike and then end up like Gandhi

I also want refried beans

“What can I get you sir.”

“Hello Jose, I will have a big plate of refried beans.”

“You can’t eat chips.”

“yOu CAnT eAt ChIPs.”

@Dusty Morgan what is that ?

I GOT A NEW MATTRESS AND BOX SPRING