Off to the gulags with you!

@Dusty Morgan No, Dogs ain't Attention whores most of the time...

like the dog we had, if there was something she could protect and look through, she was happy

Oh a cat? Off to the white house to get a medal and a handshake from the president

Protecc the toy

Man, its really hard to NOT kick that thing

~~Anybody up to discuss how World War 2 could've gone?~~

***BOI***

I only owned one cat in my life and it swiped at my eye. -_-

👀

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It didn't mean to hurt me, but let's say there was a lot of blood coming out of my eyebrow.

Jesus Christ, I am still getting BFV adds

Condolences

May your computer rest in peace.

@Dusty Morgan Yeah, when you're walking and somehow the cat is infront of you....

https://youtu.be/Q3tFjVhf3lg

Doggo protec

Doggo attac

Try having that happen in the middle of the night, in a hallway, near some stairs....

But most important
Doggo luv

I swear my cat was trying to fucking kill me.

That sounds like it would suck

Sometimes my cat incessantly meows, and I have to figure out what he wants. At other times, he totally ignores me. 🤷

naa, was probably only hungry and pissed that you didn't care about her/him

Oh yes, it did. Thankfully I didn't fall down the stairs, just off the guard rail and down onto the carpeted floor.

ow

I fed the fucker that night.

A huge bowl of food.

So she would let me sleep.

powercat

My cat scratches my covers until I put her under them and then she goes to sleep and if my door is closed my other cat scratches the door until I open it.

Yes, they hate closed doors. Specifically, doors between you and them.

oof

This fucker... I saved her from drowning a trash bag. Someone threw her into a lag, as a kitten, in a trash bag.

And she repaired me by trying to kill me.

And destroying my chair.

F the chair

and leaving a sock on the floor!

That was her toy.

PTSD