Message from @Blonald Blumph
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@Blonald Blumph my parents would just swat me on the ass one time if I was being a little shit, but I get the feeling that would get the cops called nowadays
oh and the fourth variety
Is it the beat the kids one?
"someone told me I will change my mind about having kids and to just wait until I get pregnant, and this was my witty response" and then 50x replies about how horrible the other person is and how witty the OP is
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oh and the fifth variety, "just got a vasectomy/tubal ligation"
@mikeflarkin same here, but hit over the head with wood and metal objects
It's all part of the cuck conspiracy
"My wife's son"
i dont get it
liberal cuck for trump
is this 4d chess
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TIM READ MY EMAIL!!
Just when I thought I'd seen it all...
What a time to be alive...
The sad thing about emails is that you can't lace them with suspicious white powder.
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Despite being not a parent I have some advice
take every opportunity to beat your kids?
that way they won't get bullied, 'cause they would've learned to bully from the best.
I already beat the hell out of my meat
Why do I need to beat them afterward
Top Teir meme
Polio: *exists*
Child: “I can’t move my arms mommy.”
Mother: “at least you don’t have autism honey.”
Hi
What's that? Honey causes autism?
yeah