Message from @xaust

Discord ID: 547174737042866187


2019-02-18 21:45:02 UTC  

Shock collars

2019-02-18 21:45:43 UTC  

"someone told me I will change my mind about having kids and to just wait until I get pregnant" and then 50x replies about how horrible the other person is

2019-02-18 21:45:50 UTC  

and that's about it

2019-02-18 21:46:04 UTC  

"I was in a fender bender today." turns into "omg this breeder rammed me today in the Walmart parking lot, with her cucked husband trying to shut up their bawling little hellspawn. It's literallyyyyyy the apocalypse."

2019-02-18 21:46:05 UTC  

@Blonald Blumph my parents would just swat me on the ass one time if I was being a little shit, but I get the feeling that would get the cops called nowadays

2019-02-18 21:46:19 UTC  

oh and the fourth variety

2019-02-18 21:46:37 UTC  

Is it the beat the kids one?

2019-02-18 21:46:56 UTC  

"someone told me I will change my mind about having kids and to just wait until I get pregnant, and this was my witty response" and then 50x replies about how horrible the other person is and how witty the OP is

2019-02-18 21:47:31 UTC  

<:NPC:500042527231967262>

2019-02-18 21:47:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/547172396747063315/Screenshot_20190218-144708_Google.jpg

2019-02-18 21:48:10 UTC  

oh and the fifth variety, "just got a vasectomy/tubal ligation"

2019-02-18 21:48:40 UTC  

@mikeflarkin same here, but hit over the head with wood and metal objects

2019-02-18 21:48:54 UTC  

It's all part of the cuck conspiracy

2019-02-18 21:49:07 UTC  

"My wife's son"

2019-02-18 21:54:33 UTC  

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/547174109679714315/Screenshot_20190218-145352_Tumblr.jpg

2019-02-18 21:54:52 UTC  

Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaatttttttt...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/547174187761139713/Screenshot_20190218-145408_Tumblr.jpg

2019-02-18 21:55:41 UTC  

i dont get it

2019-02-18 21:55:50 UTC  

liberal cuck for trump

2019-02-18 21:55:54 UTC  

is this 4d chess

2019-02-18 21:56:11 UTC  

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2019-02-18 21:57:03 UTC  

TIM READ MY EMAIL!!

2019-02-18 21:58:39 UTC  

Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

2019-02-18 21:59:20 UTC  

What a time to be alive...

2019-02-18 22:02:32 UTC  

The sad thing about emails is that you can't lace them with suspicious white powder.

2019-02-18 22:15:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/547179462194888705/i-live-cocaine-memes.jpg

2019-02-18 22:15:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/547179494817923072/diet-coke-cocaine-memes.jpg

2019-02-18 22:16:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/547179524190896150/so-glad-cocaine-memes.jpeg

2019-02-18 22:17:15 UTC  

**Lomexian#2426** just left the server.

2019-02-18 22:23:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/547181383890501662/bq-5c51824b92846.png

2019-02-18 22:24:28 UTC  

Despite being not a parent I have some advice

2019-02-18 22:24:46 UTC  

take every opportunity to beat your kids?

2019-02-18 22:25:05 UTC  

that way they won't get bullied, 'cause they would've learned to bully from the best.

2019-02-18 22:25:14 UTC  

I already beat the hell out of my meat

2019-02-18 22:25:24 UTC  

Why do I need to beat them afterward

2019-02-18 22:25:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/547181899731435570/unknown-9.png

2019-02-18 22:28:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/547182603497766923/IMG_20190217_224126.jpg

2019-02-18 22:30:15 UTC  

Top Teir meme

2019-02-18 22:32:27 UTC  

Polio: *exists*

2019-02-18 22:32:37 UTC  

Child: “I can’t move my arms mommy.”

2019-02-18 22:32:48 UTC  

Mother: “at least you don’t have autism honey.”

2019-02-18 22:35:01 UTC  

Hi