!agree

Personally I shave because I can't grow a full beard and I don't like looking like I have mange

The last time I shaved everything was 3 years ago, and I got carded for a rated R movie. I was 28 at the time. The baby face is real.

I wouldn't call myself an anime fan, but I like some.

Never go full waifu pillow

Is there still such a thing as crossdressers or...?

I feel like I might regret asking this, but what is fridge horror?

Is it when you go looking for that late night snack but all that you have is expired coffee creamer?

TRIGGERED

Ok I'm a fan of fridge horror, I just didn't know that there was a name for it

Fridge horror is surprisingly relevant considering I just finished a few hours of Spec Ops: The Line

I'm a Mug Club member, love Crowder

For any fans of Fleccas or Nuance Bro, you might like Slightly Offensive

I kinda view Alex Jones as like...the pro wrestling version of journalism. I watch him sometimes but it's mostly for the show he puts on rather than the information if that makes sense

In fairness, EVERYONE is short to Owen Benjamin except for people like Shaq

Bernie lost all credibility with me when he let his own rally get taken over

It's also really hard for me to take Bernie seriously when he talks about the little guy and redistribution of wealth when the guy has 4 mansions

Considering he has a history of crying racism, I'd push button B

From what I've seen, he is a veteran, but he never saw combat even though he claimed to. Said he was a recon ranger, which makes no sense.

Marines = force recon (spec ops) Army = rangers

I don't know, the black israelites basically hate anyone that isn't a straight black male. I've seen them a lot around DC

I just wonder how bad it would have been if there wasn't any video showing clearly that his story was BS

Yeah I think part of the footage that helped exonerate the kid was shot by them, then taken down real fast once they realized it

I used to walk past them in DC, they basically "preach" on street corners, harass people walking by, occasionally one of them would walk out and try to shoulder check someone

Well, I saw them mostly outside the Chinatown Metro station. Go for it. They've been there for as long as I can remember, but I've never seen more than maybe a dozen at a time.

No, Chinatown NYC is actually Chinatown. Chinatown in DC is basically DC with a slightly higher density of asian fusion restaurants

If I can walk through a Chinatown and read every single sign it isn't Chinatown to me lol

Well I guess that would explain why there's a city near Richmond called Goochland

I'll back that up and add that it happens in other countries too. Used to live in Europe, before it got bad, but even then there were parts of London where as a white guy I could tell I didn't belong

You're tired of Italian food? Walk like two blocks and it's a whole different cuisine

Considering who's running Detroit I don't blame them for wanting to GTFO

NYC is a used car dealer, Detroit is the guy that has his old beater on his lawn with the price scribbled in Sharpie on a piece of paper duct taped to the door

Naan pizza is awesome

*screams in the distance*

I don't appropriate anything, I pay homage

@R9b1t Phillips said he was a "recon ranger" in Vietnam, but if you look at the math, there's no way he actually saw combat. Not saying he wasn't in the USMC but he didn't see combat

Said he joined at 17, but when he was 17 the combat units had already left Nam

@Khanclansith That's because it isn't a thing. He got confused between being an Army Ranger and USMC Force Recon

Black Israelites secretly listen to Paul Wall lmao

@Misomania that was my thing, and literally every single case of stolen valor I've ever seen ALWAYS claims to be some elite warrior

I think we can all agree that the Coast Guard are the biggest badasses

I mean y'all see that movie with Ashley Koosher or whatever his name is

Ash Ketchum?

@Misomania I love it. I'm a civilian and some of them screw up so badly that even I'm looking at it going "that...isn't right..."

You aren't wrong. I'm legitimately expecting some kind of armed standoff in the next week.

I heard Antifa is supposed to show up at the school

Was there?

What blows my mind is I reported this dude on Twitter for literally saying that his followers should shoot people in MAGA hats on sight, and Twitter said it didn't violate TOS

Daily Caller is owned by Tucker Carlson I believe

Yup. I tried posting it on Twitter but I'm shadow banned so...

Yeah, but I might as well just tell my cat about it for all the good it does

Oh I'm not banned, but if I comment on a tweet or anything like that it doesn't trigger a notification and doesn't show up unless you click "show hidden replies" or whatever it is at the bottom

https://imgur.com/nE87dcK

https://imgur.com/hReYxLO

Exactly

Top link is confirmation of my report, second is Twitter saying nothing bad was said

I want to see Jack Dorsey go on JRE or Crowder with Shapiro as a special guest. Shit would be hilarious

Are you talking about the shit in DC or the football game

I'm actually just starting his comeback special because I didn't have time to watch it previously

"Sean Penn is an ass but he plays a really great retard." This is what you're missing out on.

There are so many jokes about AOC talking about running train. Joking about that is going to become the new not gay Jared

Not exactly sure but he left the show

Get to level 10

!rank

A hollow media conglomerate where the biggest channel is a hollow media conglomerate

Wait really?

Wouldn't that be against TOS?

I just figured that...well, there's a ridiculous amount of Indian people lol

@.Not Sean I don't blame them, especially with that new thing where anything that causes "distress" is a bannable offense

Twitter, Facebook, YouTube all are on borrowed time

I swear people need to get bullied. Wrapping everything in bubble wrap is how you get the idiots that run things now

I got bullied all through school. Straight up if it wasn't for that I wouldn't be able to just let shit go like I can now.

Adverse situations would probably have been a better word

I remember when I was just starting to drive I got a flat tire in an area where there was no cell service. I looked in the owner's manual and learned how to put on a spare tire, but I feel like a lot of people today would just like...not know what to do and just end up not doing anything.

I never said it was hard lol

Well mostly I checked the manual because my jack and tire iron were in a kind of hidden compartment on the side of the trunk, they weren't with the spare.

And initially I was confused because I didn't see the jack, so I checked the manual and found it

Can we speed that up at all? I'm so ready lol

Two words. Drag kids.

Yeah Captain Planet taught me we should all be dead by now because acid rain eats through everything

I remember reading somewhere that Western culture is following a trend that ended most major cultures in that past

It was something to do with how everything is becoming hyper sexualized and how feelings are held in higher regard than facts, something along those lines

I don't think it was BPS, but I could be wrong

I just remember like...when I was younger, it didn't really matter what your sexual orientation was, what you did in the bedroom was your private business.

But now if I'm just walking through WalMart I'll hear someone talking about choking on a dick on speakerphone

I'm not saying don't choke on a dick, but I don't want to hear that when I'm trying to pick out fresh cucumber

Or getting some A...ss

I don't know, is your internet working?

Talking about trading a D for some A in school

@Misomania no idea. I feel like the stuff in the news is typically a female teacher with a male student

@Misomania how does that work? Is it because they claim the kid came on to them or something?

@Gilgamesh I feel like sometimes you can be friends with the opposite gender, but it's really rare

@Misomania I think I heard about that one, shit is insane

Yeah, I wouldn't go and meet a group of guys for the first time at someone's house

Worse than /b/?

wtf

It's been a long time since I was on 4chan

So /soc/ is basically the casual encounters part of CL lol

Yeah don't do it