Fuck waifus tbh

@󠀀󠀀AK even if feelings are wholesome?

@Shmeh ur bf lolfire

And my bf lolfire

Bartending makes you hate everyone

Nah I love it. Covered in sweat and drink, dancing away to tunes and making cocktails. It's like being paid for a night out.

Because customers are idiots

That sounds gay

hella gay

^

Let's walk through the average customer *snaps finger/waves money* "here can I get a drink? Kelly what do you want? Can I get a uhh harp, a strawberry daiquiri, a coke, another daiquiri and a Guinness"

Omg I love strawberry daiquiri

Or is that bad 😅

You should be ready, bartender will come to you, ask for Guinness, 2 strawberry daiquiris and a harp"

Yeah i heard any job where you have to deal with dickheads is bad

I don't mind making them, but if your halfway through making one and they ask for another you just want to backhand them

people being dumb

Okay now that I get

*backhand noise*

Whiskey sour pls

Ffwchh

Whiskey straight up or not at all @Jargvolksvagon

Bourbon and amaretto sour

Shaken not stirred

Always straight for whiskey @Deleted User

Whiskey sours are one of the first drinks you learn to make and end up hating the people that order them

Ive never had a whiskey

What is a straight whiskey?

Whiskey is good

@Shmeh sir i need a sex on bloody mary. Trust me, i got one here last week.

22

Straight whiskey is whiskey in a glass with nothing else @fuzzyplant

Ah i see

@Jargvolksvagon what's your strongest cocktail? Do you do long Islands?

Makes sense really

@Deleted User Straight whiskey is just whiskey without the gay

Nah mate walk on

don't be daft.

@Shmeh fuck yes and they are a bitch as well

@Shmeh long island are what you ask the guys to buy for you if you want to get drunk quick

I calmly explain that all our cocktails have essentially the same volume of alcohol in them,

This one has more spirit names in it so it must be stronger