Is this halal

Whiskey sour pls

Whiskey sours are one of the first drinks you learn to make and end up hating the people that order them

@Shmeh sir i need a sex on bloody mary. Trust me, i got one here last week.

@Shmeh fuck yes and they are a bitch as well

@Shmeh i think negroni is the strongest besides the long island

Just saying from personal experience, a negroni will get you sloppy faster than a long island

The stuff you mix in with a cocktail alters the alcohols absorption rate.

@lolfire because some people like to have a slight buzz all day instead of getting hammered and shitting the bed

@Shmeh hey man you ever get requests for a "starburst?"

@Shmeh dude i hear it atleast once a week

Idfk so i just started googling it and trying different formulas

@Sceptazor thanks dude

If you guys are ever in jacksonville come by kickbacks and get a drink

Thats a bad one

Should be clear

Yea its a glorifed pink lady

They are getting popular for some reason and ive never seen one in a mixing book

Fuck didn't mean to derail the conversation into trap fuel

I got a cousin that makes watermellon moonshine. Its delicious but kind of black

Not the drink, just the behavior

@Dayv umm black, darkie, jiggaboo, spook, ect...

@Sceptazor whats it called

I want it

Speaking of mixing is it alright to take kratom after drinking? Ive never heard of it making someone die

@lolfire its not bad, just the amount you have to consume is ridiculous.

@lolfire its not bad, just the amount you have to consume is ridiculous.

@Octavia close but no dice

@Octavia thats like comparing mushrooms to acid

@Octavia#705 kratom

@lolfire i tried it after hearing joe rogan splew on about it. It works very well, just requires ALOT of plant material.

Wtf heroin is dirt cheap

Dont do heroin, Please

Anyone try Saliva back when you could buy the 400x at a head shop?

@Shmeh no dude, a bad salvia trip is way worse. Think of a k hole that lasts forever and youre aware you cant get out

@Spork molk black people like spice these days

@Dayv no...thats what AIDs is for duh

@Dino kill it

@Dayv i mean...would queen be as great as they are if he didnt die?

Just a thought

I just like the irony of a gay dude singing about fat bottom girls making a rocking world go round

Oh no, he was hella gay

I can speak from actual first hand account

Accounts*

Stevi Nicks was good friends with queen. My moms sister married a pretty famous musician, and my grandma owned a bunch of hotels in Memphis where most musicians and preformers would stay.

When i was about 13 the chick jean jett or whatever was on tour with nicks and they stayed are my grandmas hotel getting drunk as shit.

I went down stairs and started asking them about bands I liked. When i mentioned Queen Nicks said she had the biggest crush on mercury but that he was a "faggot" and preferred men.

@Dayv meh doesnt change my life if hes gay or not, just find the irony funny

@Dayv dude mary austin went on record as saying that he liked men, and that at the very least he was bi

Im not trying to shit on your pancakes or anything dude

@Dayv he liked dick and wrote a song about women with fat asses if you dont see the irony there idk what to tell you

Weird flex but ok?

Guys. Is this meta?

Wtf is this

@Pirate wrong

@coattailsandbowties wow just throw dude under the bus why dont ya

I let a girl lick my ass in a 3 sum, it was good weird

Like its a bit much if they try to stick their tongue in your booty hole

A tongue in your butt feels like a wet fart tbh

@coattailsandbowties grubbing*

Yall ever stick your big toe in a girls booty hole?

Judge Judy just thot patrolled this skag rip

You know if you beat your meat using ice you can lasdt 25% longer?

@Pirate nah, forzen water

@Pirate nosreadamus liked getting his booty hole licked?

Ded

Fuck https://m.9gag.com/gag/aD1m8p9?ref=fbp&fbclid=IwAR0y_IroUmFEummfay_DtvNaXUSWX2v4rzHethWLaTJWDpx5ptpxvA1u5LE

He narried the ai

He FUCKING MARRIED A ROBOERT

Is a roboert considerd a loli or a fake trap?

Wow you guys really shit the bed when dank is on huh

No its not

@Deleted User u gonna die

One day

@Deleted User thats right, black as night is right as rain

@Deleted User ask boss man who i be

So i just got home from jail

My gf "fell down some stairs" and they keep saying i threw her down them.

Bitch will learn not to be tracer when i want to fucking play over watch, thats for sure

Have you all tried tiktok yet?

@Cow KO flawless victory

Sign this nerds https://www.change.org/p/pete-hines-prevent-todd-howard-from-making-fallout-mobile/share_for_starters?just_created=true

Yea you should tell dad jokes

I had sex with a stripper and now she wont leave me the fuck alone

@Dino abrams is old

Wtf is this

It looks like the dildozer from that one movie

Hmm says its a concept for a tactical nuke platform

Theres something extra demoralizing about using a massive metal dick to nuke someone

Thats a fucking shoe

I mean the entire world survived Hiroshima, except you know, Hiroshima

You guys know in the 80s nasa decided to nuke the moon? Just an interesting bit of trivia for ya free of charge