Message from @Octavia
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Bartending makes you hate everyone
Nah I love it. Covered in sweat and drink, dancing away to tunes and making cocktails. It's like being paid for a night out.
Because customers are idiots
That sounds gay
hella gay
^
Let's walk through the average customer *snaps finger/waves money* "here can I get a drink? Kelly what do you want? Can I get a uhh harp, a strawberry daiquiri, a coke, another daiquiri and a Guinness"
Omg I love strawberry daiquiri
Or is that bad 😅
You should be ready, bartender will come to you, ask for Guinness, 2 strawberry daiquiris and a harp"
Yeah i heard any job where you have to deal with dickheads is bad
I don't mind making them, but if your halfway through making one and they ask for another you just want to backhand them
people being dumb
Okay now that I get
*backhand noise*
Whiskey sour pls
Ffwchh
Whiskey straight up or not at all @Jargvolksvagon
Bourbon and amaretto sour
Shaken not stirred
Whiskey sours are one of the first drinks you learn to make and end up hating the people that order them
Ive never had a whiskey
What is a straight whiskey?
Whiskey is good
@Shmeh sir i need a sex on bloody mary. Trust me, i got one here last week.
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Straight whiskey is whiskey in a glass with nothing else @fuzzyplant
Ah i see
@Jargvolksvagon what's your strongest cocktail? Do you do long Islands?
Makes sense really
@Deleted User Straight whiskey is just whiskey without the gay
Nah mate walk on
don't be daft.
@Shmeh fuck yes and they are a bitch as well
@Shmeh long island are what you ask the guys to buy for you if you want to get drunk quick
I calmly explain that all our cocktails have essentially the same volume of alcohol in them,
This one has more spirit names in it so it must be stronger
@Shmeh i think negroni is the strongest besides the long island
you ok there @Deleted User ?
nah
Medronho