MMMmmm

There was some good conversation

and then I had to click "Skip to present"

so it's all behind the times now

The SS were monsters

but so were the allies

All war is monstrous

and the victor writes history

^

Probably Refugees Welcome

Hair removal cream

I shaved my balls once when I was 16

it was fucking horrible

I can only imagine nair being worse

and probably like liquid inferno

@Metal probably true, I was 16

I like the all natural experience

beard included

mind you I keep a Gransfors Axe upstairs too and have a whole bunch of spoon carving knives

so I think it matches

@Deleted User So that's where your brain is

I was wondering

@Dayv Buzzfeed has about as much truth as a catholic priest does

I don't get why you don't all just choose the lumberjack look

it's how humans are meant to be

@Dayv Bleach with chocolate food colouring looks real

but that doesn't make it anymore healthy

@coattailsandbowties Baths are the best though, Mr Matey included

I like when the water changes colour

lul

It wouldn't let me put drastically

apparently 32 characters is enough

+1 points for creativity

Water contains autism

Forced drugging of the population

Nothing is sacred

I think general chat just developed actual cancer

OH GOD WHYOH GOD WHYOH GOD WHYOH GOD WHYOH GOD WHYOH GOD WHYOH GOD WHYOH GOD WHYOH GOD WHY

Spectacular namage

Time to play Red Dead

XD

Le table fet du fromage?

Oui Oui

@Deleted User Straight whiskey is just whiskey without the gay

don't be daft.

Medronho

is the strongest shit on planet earth

made from these crazy berries that look like strawberries

Portuguese

the proper stuff is usually around 90-92%

Still can't beat a good old bottle of Belgian beer though

Delerium

fantastic belgian beer

comes in a blue speckled bottle with elephants on the front, it's around 9%

only comes in half pints for a reason

according to google

1 ounce whipped cream vodka.
1 ounce half and half.
1 ounce fruit punch.
fill with orange juice.
top with splash of diet lemon-lime soda.

Starburst

Though a white Russian suits me far better

eurgh

Starburst drink looks like vomit to me though

Pretty sure if you drink that you turn gay

Mix 2 parts trap with 3 parts gay

Starburst confirmed

Imagine the disaster your living room or front door would be in after drinking 5-6 of those

"Paint the town pink"

oh yeah

^

They make booze of this in Portugal

They are ever so slightly psychedelic

the stuff it produces turns you into a flying machine

you end up in places weak men cannot begin to handle

Medronho

they mix it with spring water and leave it for 2-3 months

it produces something on average like 90% alchohol

Got totally smashed on it in Portugal and woke up with a campervan half wedged in a tree

Something about it stops you passing out so you move past the completely Paraplegic phase

and enter into the dark zone of extremely utterly absolutely hideously fucked

break your legs and get some morphine, it's better than street heroin

closer to the pure thing

If you want to try heroin for serious I suggest you smoke a big old hit of DMT

and sort your priorities out

It's also a complete and utter waste of your life and time

heroin is for people to afraid to kill themselves imo

@Shmeh The Dali Lama said ketamine is tearing holes in reality and ruining his work

the K hole is weird shit

@Jargvolksvagon lol Salvia so strong you crawl out of your living room window and break your neck on the pavement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v26zC-1eCo

Time to go bath my dog

Smelly furry bastard he is

@LmaoMoni I would be terrified if my mother had fur

She's getting on

I'm sure you grow fur as an old person

@LmaoMoni Get ready to appreciate a neck beard when you hit 50

Aphex Twin

Legend

Flim

You know he does secret shows under alias names

they appear on his forums/mailing lists