Message from @Bonk
Discord ID: 511118264458412058
He’s 18
28 i think
Weight of the world and such
i don't celebrate my birthdays so i lose track of them
When you get that old you begin to lose track...
Every year mum asks what I want, I’m thirty now so it got to the point I just tell her that I want socks.
I've been doing that for the last 2 years jim lol
Gonna live a comfortable existence with minimal stress and no kids for another 30 years then fling myself into the ocean with a giant trebuchet. Job done
People ask my age or my birthday and I actually have to take a second to think
I can't do birthdays. Or christmas.
Damn neck maxxing is alive
Proud for you bus
Im on my toilet i cant be fucked to correct that
But nah you got Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, dementia.... fuck getting old.
Why tf are you in vc when you are shitting
he's in memespace it's okay
This is my sudoku
Fair enough
Meme space is the designated shitting channel
Medical tech might be able to cure all those one day?
So, India?
today is the day that we remember the men of the First World War and 100 years since we still remember them
these are the men of the
Battle of the Somme
Cambrai
Caporetta
Passchendaele .
Verdun
Jutland
Gallipoli
the generation of a world was thrown into the meat grinder all over the world and 100 years since we remember themand the sacrifice
lest we forget
Video it and get money
dilph destroying the porcelain again
Oh Christ, it’s going to be one of those days
its okay, that one was nice.
Yeah, I can just see shit kids doing it soon.
@EncMike modern ai can predict it years before
who the fuck stretched that empty pizza earlier
It was @Cow
How long have you been working in the pizza biz my dude?
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wait, are they not pre-stretched? i imagined everything dominos would be premade
Shitname..
How many pillows does everyone use when they sleep?
Nah, the dough comes in premade in little patties and chilled in the walk-in, but we stretch it by hand.
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