imagine even having a home

lmao guys imagine even inflating your lungs with oxygen

just fuck my shit up fams

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oo wee

groom me like one of your rape-gang sex slaves

this is pretty great lol

i member

remberance 2: electric boogaloo

it's like a film

rember nember 5

wew lad

**BIG YOTE**

🇫 for every dweeb currently using a toaster pc

NUTT

gnigger

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someone isnt even trying anymore

🏳️‍🌈

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I can feel the warp overtaking me

only cum inside anime girls

uh oh

What could this link be? Dare you enter this magical realm?

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fucking Peppers

what a lad

who the fuck stretched that empty pizza earlier

How long have you been working in the pizza biz my dude?

Nah, the dough comes in premade in little patties and chilled in the walk-in, but we stretch it by hand.

Yeah, I did at one point but quit. I worked at a Domino's store in Davenport, Florida, pretty damn close to Disney.

most of our customers were tourists

But that one should be easy. That one tray under the makeline that catches all the toppings? We would just pick that up after cheesing the pizza and dump it over top lol

pizza for breakfast is pretty rad

aaaaw, look at all the newfriends!

cute!

Gary is the hero we deserve.

Are you the twink sort of gay or the macho sort of gay?

post mustache gayboi

let me see that fuzzy lip fag so i can imagine it tickling against mine

no homo

Oh great, are we all furfags now or something?

Last I checked, I was a computer program.

Not a furry.

Speaking of degenerates, anyone hear more news about kero and his ring of animal raping pedos?

I understand the one that got arrested is ratting everyone else out

big yote

*dogs can be racist now*
the absolute state of the UK

I'm honestly surprised tea and jaffa cakes aren't racist yet

nofap is just incel training

lol fucking shindol

everyone knows Tehdave is where it's at

@PC Police I bet you're a real hit with all your friends

Wow, color me surprised

thicc

+giveme consent

Was there a whitey purge or something? had to rejoin again

Kiwi farms is streaming and was smacktalking our scottboi

Looks pretty damn fancy

looks like something out of a martha stewart book

I've decided to just make dinner simple tonight and indulge in the cuisine of my people

Say hi to tyrone for me

delet urself my man

just ask for rank

Worse than mine

just remember that rank is for spastics and circlejerking

none of you fuckbois have ever lived unless you've felt the velvety smooth sensation of hydroponically grown lettuce against your cock

Youtubers were a mistake.

lol thot couldnt handle the bullying

do not encourage the thots

I thought the fluids were contained in California & Oregon

We al know you want to be called the server fucktoy, don't fucking lie

and boipussy in DMs

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@Lauri Thorne China and Swede, that's two strikes already

1 more and you're out

@Coc Lover only the attention whoring traps

smh tbh fam

jesus why are there so many fucking trannies in here?

you you spergs recruiting them or some shit?

fucking hell, about half the fuckers in here could be masquerading as one of us

Cow is a precious cinnamon roll, no bully

hit or miss, or copystrike
There are now stakes to be had

Lots of fire

🔥

torch it

another tranny thot

🤢

No, that can't possibly be a human

Cowgirls end up secretly fucking their horses 90% of the time

no thanks

RIP mumkey jones

@heatherman define the distance in which one does not live near coastline

Ah, ok. I'm pretty damn close then. I live near Florence, South Carolina, USA.

Myrtle Beach is pretty nice, I would recommend it to tourists.

Aussies are pretty rad tbh, from my own experience

@Papa Benz good luck finding more about me than the vague general area around Florence, SC I guess.

If anyone is interested in taking a beach-side holiday somewhere in the US without spending a small fortune, Myrtle Beach is pretty nice. Went there last year with the missus and stayed for 3 days. Only spent about $200-300 total and had a blast.

Great bars, niche shops, great beaches and fantastic hotels.

@Soma Myrtle Beach is the only place worth visiting in South Carolina. Everywhere else is shit, I only recommend it from experience.