Gonna live a comfortable existence with minimal stress and no kids for another 30 years then fling myself into the ocean with a giant trebuchet. Job done

People ask my age or my birthday and I actually have to take a second to think

I can't do birthdays. Or christmas.

Damn neck maxxing is alive

Proud for you bus

Im on my toilet i cant be fucked to correct that

But nah you got Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, dementia.... fuck getting old.

Why tf are you in vc when you are shitting

he's in memespace it's okay

This is my sudoku

Fair enough

Meme space is the designated shitting channel

Imma go listen to Dilph shit and jerk my ding dong

Medical tech might be able to cure all those one day?

So, India?

today is the day that we remember the men of the First World War and 100 years since we still remember them
these are the men of the
Battle of the Somme
Cambrai
Caporetta
Passchendaele .
Verdun
Jutland
Gallipoli
the generation of a world was thrown into the meat grinder all over the world and 100 years since we remember themand the sacrifice

lest we forget

Video it and get money

dilph destroying the porcelain again

Oh Christ, it’s going to be one of those days

its okay, that one was nice.

Yeah, I can just see shit kids doing it soon.

@EncMike modern ai can predict it years before

who the fuck stretched that empty pizza earlier

@NOX.exe me lol

It was @Cow

How long have you been working in the pizza biz my dude?

👌

wait, are they not pre-stretched? i imagined everything dominos would be premade

Shitname..

@NOX.exe Couple months now.

How many pillows does everyone use when they sleep?

Nah, the dough comes in premade in little patties and chilled in the walk-in, but we stretch it by hand.

2

No Jim, we get unproofed dough, we store it in our big ass fridge

Like under their head

2

Yeah i use 2

Man works in Domino’s too I see.

@Jim what he actually said was *"it's unproofed, not unprofessional"*

the fortnite brail spam is making it irritating to check shitposting for tos breaking stuff