I’ve got a giraffe neck

I dont remember tex's neck being skinny

@T e x get yourself a real man's neck with a heavy regiment of neckmaxxing

i ask myself that question every time i wake up @tequila

same

boi be a cobra

Same

I fucked my back doing work and now i have no hours and im gonna have to go into retail but they already hired the Christmas casuals

Doesn't everyone over the age of 15?

i hope i don't live to like 90odd

Here’s an empty pizza

i can't face that many years of creaking about

Im gonna have to sell feet pics to pay the bills

I look forward to getting old as fuck

It's fine, we'll all be dead in a few years.

I'm getting to 60 then taking the easy way out, either I'll lose my body or my mind and I can't decide which is worse.

I'm going out at 60 or before if nature takes me

i'm already old

i feel old

How old are you Jim

He’s 18

28 i think

Weight of the world and such

i don't celebrate my birthdays so i lose track of them

When you get that old you begin to lose track...

Every year mum asks what I want, I’m thirty now so it got to the point I just tell her that I want socks.

I've been doing that for the last 2 years jim lol

Gonna live a comfortable existence with minimal stress and no kids for another 30 years then fling myself into the ocean with a giant trebuchet. Job done

People ask my age or my birthday and I actually have to take a second to think

I can't do birthdays. Or christmas.

Damn neck maxxing is alive

Proud for you bus

Im on my toilet i cant be fucked to correct that

But nah you got Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, dementia.... fuck getting old.

Why tf are you in vc when you are shitting

he's in memespace it's okay

This is my sudoku

Fair enough

Meme space is the designated shitting channel

Imma go listen to Dilph shit and jerk my ding dong