I like Danny Devito but he's ugly @sweatercowsandsass

I forgot markus has another dog besides the nazi one

they can barely breathe or run lol

You spent LOADS of time petting and cuddling Bronson

sausage dogs are the best small breed

"bred to fuck" I know what you mean but non-Scots might not.

they look nice and they're goofy

@Deleted User omg when we were at Markus' bronson kept chasing buddah and he'd get out of breath and be dying

Danny Devito is the man version of the pug

@Jim i want a sausage dog

I feel sorry for Buddha, he properly can't breathe.

I wanna give dugs cuddles. 😞

bronson saved my life

he protected me

nugger dog

I cleaned up Bronson's poop because @sweatercowsandsass refused to.

how would one get into the soy cafe call?

by not being a fag

@Dr.Vi By not being a faggot whitey.

oh yea i realised ‘bred to fuck’ means something different outside scotland

@Mandy I want to steal your dog and just cuddle it forever

hahaha

and being promoted, but I wouldn't be too hopeful in your case.

@Dr.Vi by getting a promotion

I really want a pug

@Tailed Feature damn right I refused to, I would boak

well alls good as im a pure straight male

u gotta clean a lot of poop if u want a dog

@Questgiver i took that pic

doubt

wait so whats ranking systme

@Mandy show me ur dog

@sweatercowsandsass And yet you want a dog.

@EmergencyMicrowave read <#418473231130034186> you fucking mong

@EmergencyMicrowave would you consider that a frequently asked question?

probs

fuck i need coffee

@Deleted User my dog will poo outside. @Tailed Feature I aint getting a puppy