nah fam i want a pet ferret

Sent this to Sue the other day

Oh the little pug.

oh i loved the movie holes

Great danes are so precious, they have huge paws when they are puppies so they have to grow into their paws 😭

OMG MANDY I LOVE IT

Pugs aren't cute.

@Weebsama what did u want a mod for anyway

@Tailed Feature you loved bronson

Dont lie

He was your best pal at Markus'

Yeah. But he's an ugly motherfucker.

i feel bad for pugs tho

like they’ve been bred to fuck

I like Danny Devito but he's ugly @sweatercowsandsass

I forgot markus has another dog besides the nazi one

they can barely breathe or run lol

You spent LOADS of time petting and cuddling Bronson

sausage dogs are the best small breed

"bred to fuck" I know what you mean but non-Scots might not.

they look nice and they're goofy

@Deleted User omg when we were at Markus' bronson kept chasing buddah and he'd get out of breath and be dying

Danny Devito is the man version of the pug

@Jim i want a sausage dog

I feel sorry for Buddha, he properly can't breathe.

I wanna give dugs cuddles. 😞

bronson saved my life

he protected me

nugger dog

I cleaned up Bronson's poop because @sweatercowsandsass refused to.

how would one get into the soy cafe call?

by not being a fag

@Dr.Vi By not being a faggot whitey.

oh yea i realised ‘bred to fuck’ means something different outside scotland

@Mandy I want to steal your dog and just cuddle it forever

hahaha

and being promoted, but I wouldn't be too hopeful in your case.

@Dr.Vi by getting a promotion

I really want a pug