Message from @a.pod2994

Discord ID: 522004518716702730


2018-12-11 10:57:43 UTC  

You register each firearm you buy once

2018-12-11 10:57:49 UTC  

Each one, but it's trivial

2018-12-11 10:57:52 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas The hell poo

2018-12-11 10:58:05 UTC  

Y’all ever piss shit from your asshole

2018-12-11 10:58:14 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas I had a shit that came out like paste but with a high PSI, and it hit the water and hit me in the ass after the shower, had to hop back in.

2018-12-11 10:58:15 UTC  

@TakeMeToYourDealer thanks for clearing that up then i will look into it

2018-12-11 10:58:21 UTC  

You can store up to a certain quantity of ammunition for your rifle, shotgun shells are exempt... yada-yada just look up the UK firearms laws

2018-12-11 10:58:28 UTC  

cuz ive always wanted to go phesant hunting

2018-12-11 10:58:28 UTC  

Ewww

2018-12-11 10:58:36 UTC  

Pheasants are retarded

2018-12-11 10:58:48 UTC  

but theres loads just outside where i live sooo

2018-12-11 10:58:49 UTC  

I had one of those ones where you just don't stop wiping, I said fuck it and showered it out

2018-12-11 10:58:49 UTC  

I've always wanted to go peasant hunting

2018-12-11 10:58:50 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas Was like squeezing paste through a needle with a gas tank behind it

2018-12-11 10:58:53 UTC  

You wouldn't need a gun, just a rock and a tennis racquet

2018-12-11 10:59:05 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas When your arse goes all raw.

2018-12-11 10:59:07 UTC  

nah 22lr might do the job

2018-12-11 10:59:07 UTC  

**RAW**

2018-12-11 10:59:18 UTC  

And it hurts to walk for an hour

2018-12-11 10:59:22 UTC  

Nah the best is when you pull off a ghostie

2018-12-11 10:59:35 UTC  

Wipe your ass till it turns red. That’s how you know it’s clean

2018-12-11 10:59:36 UTC  

Ghostie at the start of the day @TakeMeToYourDealer You know it's going to be a good one

2018-12-11 10:59:37 UTC  

One shite, and it's gone, it's presence in the pan is non-existent

2018-12-11 10:59:42 UTC  

No wipe required

2018-12-11 10:59:51 UTC  

Oh legit

2018-12-11 10:59:54 UTC  

Those are the best poops

2018-12-11 11:00:04 UTC  

No wipe needed, clean launch

2018-12-11 11:00:04 UTC  

Slides out like a KGB Prisoner

2018-12-11 11:00:10 UTC  

Ever had a the euphoric after glow of a good shit

2018-12-11 11:00:12 UTC  

undetected

2018-12-11 11:00:18 UTC  

Just feel lighter, better aboutlife.

2018-12-11 11:00:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/522004765660545028/7ad.jpg

2018-12-11 11:00:44 UTC  

My favorite shits are the ones that leave me so empty I can feel my large intestine.

2018-12-11 11:00:45 UTC  

`BASED ROOFTOP KOREANS`

2018-12-11 11:00:58 UTC  

I wanna eat at the boys

2018-12-11 11:01:07 UTC  
2018-12-11 11:01:08 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas Try a mothafuckin prostate massage

2018-12-11 11:01:19 UTC  

Shit u knot

2018-12-11 11:01:32 UTC  

A WELL REGULATED MILITIA OF ROOFTOP KOREANS

2018-12-11 11:01:36 UTC  

^^

2018-12-11 11:01:46 UTC  

Seriously that photo is so American