Ewww

Pheasants are retarded

but theres loads just outside where i live sooo

I had one of those ones where you just don't stop wiping, I said fuck it and showered it out

I've always wanted to go peasant hunting

@Hammond_of_Texas Was like squeezing paste through a needle with a gas tank behind it

You wouldn't need a gun, just a rock and a tennis racquet

@Hammond_of_Texas When your arse goes all raw.

nah 22lr might do the job

**RAW**

And it hurts to walk for an hour

Nah the best is when you pull off a ghostie

Wipe your ass till it turns red. That’s how you know it’s clean

Ghostie at the start of the day @TakeMeToYourDealer You know it's going to be a good one

One shite, and it's gone, it's presence in the pan is non-existent

No wipe required

Oh legit

Those are the best poops

No wipe needed, clean launch

Slides out like a KGB Prisoner

Ever had a the euphoric after glow of a good shit

undetected

Just feel lighter, better aboutlife.

@Wardaddy Winston

My favorite shits are the ones that leave me so empty I can feel my large intestine.

`BASED ROOFTOP KOREANS`

I wanna eat at the boys

@Hammond_of_Texas Yep

@Hammond_of_Texas Try a mothafuckin prostate massage

Shit u knot

A WELL REGULATED MILITIA OF ROOFTOP KOREANS

^^

Seriously that photo is so American

every country needs a elite task force of rooftop koreans

It's pretty damn cool to see

90's LA riots wasn't it

Anyone ever had an enema?

They shot my dog & said they we’re hungry

@TakeMeToYourDealer wait like, rubbing on my prostate? Lol wtf

nah

I always wondered what that would feel like