@Cow will just a pipeline to jobbie into.

i would love a hunting rifle but uk gun laws are whack @Hammond_of_Texas

@V3xxed_G1raff3 You can easily get a hunting rifle in the UK lmao

I got mah rights

@TakeMeToYourDealer like my own personal bidet

yus

The the real mans skilled bidet.

It's legit easy

A poo so magnificent you have to salut it as it sinks like a downed German u-boat.

Sink the Bismark

Have to shit dead centre into the toilet.

@TakeMeToYourDealer yeah but dont you have to re register every 6 months and shit

@V3xxed_G1raff3 You don't

oh

Y'all ever had a shid that is so bad you gotta take a shower after?

well sign me up for killing phesants then

You register each firearm you buy once

Each one, but it's trivial

@Hammond_of_Texas The hell poo

Y’all ever piss shit from your asshole

@Hammond_of_Texas I had a shit that came out like paste but with a high PSI, and it hit the water and hit me in the ass after the shower, had to hop back in.

@TakeMeToYourDealer thanks for clearing that up then i will look into it

You can store up to a certain quantity of ammunition for your rifle, shotgun shells are exempt... yada-yada just look up the UK firearms laws

cuz ive always wanted to go phesant hunting

Ewww

Pheasants are retarded

but theres loads just outside where i live sooo

I had one of those ones where you just don't stop wiping, I said fuck it and showered it out

I've always wanted to go peasant hunting

@Hammond_of_Texas Was like squeezing paste through a needle with a gas tank behind it

You wouldn't need a gun, just a rock and a tennis racquet

@Hammond_of_Texas When your arse goes all raw.

nah 22lr might do the job

**RAW**

And it hurts to walk for an hour

Nah the best is when you pull off a ghostie

Wipe your ass till it turns red. That’s how you know it’s clean

Ghostie at the start of the day @TakeMeToYourDealer You know it's going to be a good one

One shite, and it's gone, it's presence in the pan is non-existent

No wipe required