Message from @T e x

Discord ID: 524663913120530435


2018-12-18 19:04:08 UTC  

volume changed midway through

2018-12-18 19:04:10 UTC  

tex why have you been playing paladins for a day

2018-12-18 19:04:12 UTC  

a whole day

2018-12-18 19:04:16 UTC  

lol

2018-12-18 19:04:42 UTC  

I have to get back to work. I am hoping to make a lot progress today on this chemical

2018-12-18 19:04:48 UTC  

Tex once got into an altercation with a large italian man when they confused his neck with a strand of spaghetti

2018-12-18 19:04:58 UTC  

oh shit lmao

2018-12-18 19:05:12 UTC  

oh ive heard of killdozer

2018-12-18 19:05:16 UTC  

I heard @T e x once cooked 10 minute rice in 5 minutes.

2018-12-18 19:05:22 UTC  

the story is bants

2018-12-18 19:05:46 UTC  

@T e x regularly vapes chewing tobacco

2018-12-18 19:05:50 UTC  

Goodbye everybody.

2018-12-18 19:05:57 UTC  

@T e x fucked a trap so hard that he litteraly turned their anus into a vagina

2018-12-18 19:06:00 UTC  

tex is a wizard, that's what i'm taking from this morning

2018-12-18 19:06:15 UTC  

@Turtle wait, are you coming back?

2018-12-18 19:06:24 UTC  

lol that sounds pretty final. lol

2018-12-18 19:06:38 UTC  

Eventually I am done with lunch.

2018-12-18 19:06:51 UTC  

Take care then. haha

2018-12-18 19:06:57 UTC  

Enjoy the rest of work

2018-12-18 19:06:59 UTC  

See ya

2018-12-18 19:07:04 UTC  

this story is pissing me off

2018-12-18 19:07:24 UTC  

I heard @T e x eats nothing but roofing tacks and gravel for breakfast and urinates pure hatred.

2018-12-18 19:07:39 UTC  

😋

2018-12-18 19:07:53 UTC  

is that why his asshole is turned inside out and bleeds sometimes?

2018-12-18 19:08:13 UTC  

i tolf people why it bleeds

2018-12-18 19:08:21 UTC  

@T e x built a shotgun out of nothing but the tree he tore in half and a piece of metal he bended into a pipe

2018-12-18 19:08:37 UTC  

yeah it's called a fissure tex >.<

2018-12-18 19:08:40 UTC  

Fuck it gonna watch pacific rim again

2018-12-18 19:08:44 UTC  

ffs I can't believe I'm telling you that

2018-12-18 19:08:47 UTC  

i broke my asshole

2018-12-18 19:08:51 UTC  

and omg I love that @coattailsandbowties

2018-12-18 19:08:59 UTC  

You seen the new one?

2018-12-18 19:09:04 UTC  

@T e x how did you break your asshole

2018-12-18 19:09:18 UTC  

but you should watch original Jurassic park instead its on amazon prime now

2018-12-18 19:09:21 UTC  

and I did

2018-12-18 19:09:23 UTC  

got constipated and didnt do it the right way

2018-12-18 19:09:28 UTC  

but it was just okay

2018-12-18 19:09:30 UTC  

oof

2018-12-18 19:09:42 UTC  

see a doctor and get ass cream tex 🙄

2018-12-18 19:09:58 UTC  

my ass is fine no one is touching my bum hole

2018-12-18 19:10:10 UTC  

or eat more fiber/fruits