tex is a wizard, that's what i'm taking from this morning

@Turtle wait, are you coming back?

lol that sounds pretty final. lol

Eventually I am done with lunch.

Take care then. haha

Enjoy the rest of work

See ya

this story is pissing me off

I heard @T e x eats nothing but roofing tacks and gravel for breakfast and urinates pure hatred.

😋

is that why his asshole is turned inside out and bleeds sometimes?

i tolf people why it bleeds

@T e x built a shotgun out of nothing but the tree he tore in half and a piece of metal he bended into a pipe

yeah it's called a fissure tex >.<

Fuck it gonna watch pacific rim again

ffs I can't believe I'm telling you that

i broke my asshole

and omg I love that @coattailsandbowties

You seen the new one?

@T e x how did you break your asshole

but you should watch original Jurassic park instead its on amazon prime now

and I did

got constipated and didnt do it the right way

but it was just okay

oof

see a doctor and get ass cream tex 🙄

my ass is fine no one is touching my bum hole

or eat more fiber/fruits

The doctor wont cream your ass you will

get fingered by a doc tex.

Just yank it out

octavia did it and enjoyed it

shush

Eh not in the mood for older scifi, I need to be in the right mood for the suspension of disbelief factor. Modern cgi helps me a lot, older vfx need more work

black coffee enema will sort you out Tex

I heard @T e x can win a game of Connect Four in three moves

haha

🤘🏻

what a lad

metal is gud

Tex is gonna have fun when he reaches 40 and starts needing regular prostate checkups.