i'd throat fuck this man

wait what

🤘🏻

that cut was a bit weird but okay

i heard that @Count Dankula was once asked to do an episode of Mad Lads on @T e x but he refused because it would make all the other entries look tame.

volume changed midway through

tex why have you been playing paladins for a day

a whole day

lol

I have to get back to work. I am hoping to make a lot progress today on this chemical

Tex once got into an altercation with a large italian man when they confused his neck with a strand of spaghetti

oh shit lmao

oh ive heard of killdozer

I heard @T e x once cooked 10 minute rice in 5 minutes.

the story is bants

@T e x regularly vapes chewing tobacco

Goodbye everybody.

@T e x fucked a trap so hard that he litteraly turned their anus into a vagina

tex is a wizard, that's what i'm taking from this morning

@Turtle wait, are you coming back?

lol that sounds pretty final. lol

Eventually I am done with lunch.

Take care then. haha

Enjoy the rest of work

See ya

this story is pissing me off

I heard @T e x eats nothing but roofing tacks and gravel for breakfast and urinates pure hatred.

😋

is that why his asshole is turned inside out and bleeds sometimes?

i tolf people why it bleeds

@T e x built a shotgun out of nothing but the tree he tore in half and a piece of metal he bended into a pipe

yeah it's called a fissure tex >.<

Fuck it gonna watch pacific rim again

ffs I can't believe I'm telling you that

i broke my asshole

and omg I love that @coattailsandbowties

You seen the new one?

@T e x how did you break your asshole

but you should watch original Jurassic park instead its on amazon prime now

and I did

got constipated and didnt do it the right way