Tex is gonna die of prostate cancer because he's too afraid of what someone touching his butthole will do to his fragile heterosexuality. That is, if the alcohol-induced organ damage doesn't get him first.

Homosexuality?

loooooooooool

this is a great video

Man you gotta exorcise your anal muscles

he is

the most interesting texan in the world

You realize @T e x is the only one at Ram Ranch right? He just moves so fast victims think it's 18 naked cowboys.

Youll probably get diabetes otherwise

I heard Tex threw it in a girl so hard one time, that the guy who pulled him out was named King Arthur

I heard that once with nothing more than a 3 meter run up @T e x once jumped from Oklahoma directly to the surface of the moon.

oof

@Mandy OMG 😂 😂 😂

wow

I'm actually crying fuck you all

Don't fuck us

Fuck Tex

MARKUS

JESUS

@Nip Crippler *funny.*

gonna get revenge on ol sturgeon

"even someone named marvin has a breaking point" lol

Markus

USED BULLDOZERS LMAO

you cheeky cunt

xD

f

INB4 POLICE AT HIS DOOR

gr8 ending

@coattailsandbowties you think i'm laughing.

This one time Tex clones himself just so he could experience the absolute Nirvana of fuckings himelf. Then like a true Texan he killed his clone for being gay

the absolute maddest lad ever

Fuck yeah

+kick @Dillon965 Get pfp

Great video

but a hero nonetheless

​Goodbye.

gotem

Truly Inspirational

+givemeconsent

Show Me Your Pizza being played along with Killdozer footage is the best use of it so far.