old Jurassic park looks fantastic to this day

but thats just my opinion

ah this is the death dozer or whatever

fuckin chad

"fantastic" might be overselling but it holds up well

I already started my prostate checkups tbh

@coattailsandbowties what about all the traps in this server. gonna be fucking weird when a girl rocks up asking for a prostate exam

Lol

I heard that @T e x is regularly stopped by the police, not for any wrong doing, just so they can get his autograph.

Tex is gonna die of prostate cancer because he's too afraid of what someone touching his butthole will do to his fragile heterosexuality. That is, if the alcohol-induced organ damage doesn't get him first.

Homosexuality?

loooooooooool

this is a great video

Man you gotta exorcise your anal muscles

he is

the most interesting texan in the world

You realize @T e x is the only one at Ram Ranch right? He just moves so fast victims think it's 18 naked cowboys.

Youll probably get diabetes otherwise

I heard Tex threw it in a girl so hard one time, that the guy who pulled him out was named King Arthur

I heard that once with nothing more than a 3 meter run up @T e x once jumped from Oklahoma directly to the surface of the moon.

oof

@Mandy OMG 😂 😂 😂

wow

I'm actually crying fuck you all

Don't fuck us

Fuck Tex

MARKUS

JESUS

@Nip Crippler *funny.*

gonna get revenge on ol sturgeon

"even someone named marvin has a breaking point" lol

Markus

USED BULLDOZERS LMAO

you cheeky cunt

xD

f

INB4 POLICE AT HIS DOOR

gr8 ending

@coattailsandbowties you think i'm laughing.

This one time Tex clones himself just so he could experience the absolute Nirvana of fuckings himelf. Then like a true Texan he killed his clone for being gay

the absolute maddest lad ever