+giveme consent

Is this where I come to get shit on

Fuckin weird I was never taught not to rape @Strayan't and fuck me I have never raped anyone. Miracles among us

I must be broken I have never wanted to rape

Promises promises Toddito

Sounds like a wonderful place, can't wait

Thats where you fuck animals obviosuly

Ill take access, got my some condoms and some goats to fuck.

Im sitting her rolling at how hard Fartsucker is trying to act like a hardass

one day, maybe just maybe I can elevate myself from cuck to soy boy.

Fucking righteous car

My literal life goal at this point is to buy an old Cadillac Hearse and modify it into a hot rod

Nah

MiTHMoN you are literally slower than a retard with brain damage

Whats your KDR

Keep that second one at 0

Dogshit mostly

Nah I listen to a bit of everything. Recently I have been on a Coheed and Cambria kick but I will cycle through 90's rap, punk, Nu Deutsch Harte, metal, rock, pop, etc.

Yeah, I will listen to some shit just for the soun like Busta Rhymes or DMX, but I love me some shit with meaning like Del tha funky homosapien, MF Doom, etc

Im a filthy fuck American so its not that late for me

Dimo I am the same way, I can't take long vacation time if I have nothing to do during that time. Ill go goddamn stir crazy

@Dimorac fuck man, sorry to hear that I hope shit gets better for ya.\

I recently got out of the mundane entry level minimum wage racket 3 months ago and got a job as a Network Technician. I have never fucking been happier

Took me til I was 31 but hey as long as I stop treating my body like a trash heap then I am still technically young

The sheer levels of schadenfreude I get from this chat makes me fucking happy.

Id use ally speak if there were a damn english word for it

But NO the fucking Germans have to have words for things we dont have words for

bastards

all of em

Alright I am taking my ass to bed so I can be a half assed productive member of society tomorrow. Fuck off everyone see ya around.

Tea sounds about as old as I am. Which is dirt

Tea welcome to the garbage age. Our bones are decrepifying and everyone younger than us sucks dick

Eh I'm actually about to turn 32 so I'm not that old I'm just birching for bitching sake

Aight enough whacking it to my phone gotta get back to work

You know its gonna be a beautiful day when you open your discord on your phone and there is an asshole staring at you from the server list

Like pucker up bitch its gonna be a glorious day

I want more assholes what are you talking about

Fursday?

I heard Tex is so manly, one time he jerked it and impregnated the damn sock he uses as a cumrag

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING UNIT. And by unit I mean cockwart.

Thanks, I hate it

Get a dime bag of good shit and smoke it

This one time Tex clones himself just so he could experience the absolute Nirvana of fuckings himelf. Then like a true Texan he killed his clone for being gay

Butt fuck your teacher? I mean fair enough, gimme some lube

Ahhh even better

@Crawfoot sounds to me like you need to learn how to lay down the pipe on Jesus better. I've have several comings of Christ

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Who here wants to assist a shitstained whitey that fucking sucks at googling apparently. OR is just uptight and hates the results he is getting

Trying to get a bot set up on my own discord similar to how Dankulas is set up for his twitter

All the ones I am finding are like MLP themed or just look super fucking shitty

Looks like my best bet is to do a Webhook

Sup

Everyone that's still in 2018. This is a message from the future. Turn back, run. Dont come to 2019 if fucking aweful. The sjws took over and now we all have to tuck when we piss.

||Live fast eat ass||

Also ^

So apparently Discord rolled out an update to add spoiler tags and you can use em for images. This is going to lead to some goddamn marvelous trolling

I cant wait