got constipated and didnt do it the right way

but it was just okay

oof

see a doctor and get ass cream tex 🙄

my ass is fine no one is touching my bum hole

or eat more fiber/fruits

The doctor wont cream your ass you will

get fingered by a doc tex.

Just yank it out

octavia did it and enjoyed it

shush

Eh not in the mood for older scifi, I need to be in the right mood for the suspension of disbelief factor. Modern cgi helps me a lot, older vfx need more work

black coffee enema will sort you out Tex

I heard @T e x can win a game of Connect Four in three moves

haha

🤘🏻

what a lad

metal is gud

Tex is gonna have fun when he reaches 40 and starts needing regular prostate checkups.

old Jurassic park looks fantastic to this day

but thats just my opinion

ah this is the death dozer or whatever

fuckin chad

"fantastic" might be overselling but it holds up well

I already started my prostate checkups tbh

@coattailsandbowties what about all the traps in this server. gonna be fucking weird when a girl rocks up asking for a prostate exam

Lol

I heard that @T e x is regularly stopped by the police, not for any wrong doing, just so they can get his autograph.

Tex is gonna die of prostate cancer because he's too afraid of what someone touching his butthole will do to his fragile heterosexuality. That is, if the alcohol-induced organ damage doesn't get him first.

Homosexuality?

loooooooooool

this is a great video

Man you gotta exorcise your anal muscles

he is

the most interesting texan in the world

You realize @T e x is the only one at Ram Ranch right? He just moves so fast victims think it's 18 naked cowboys.

Youll probably get diabetes otherwise

I heard Tex threw it in a girl so hard one time, that the guy who pulled him out was named King Arthur

I heard that once with nothing more than a 3 meter run up @T e x once jumped from Oklahoma directly to the surface of the moon.

oof

@Mandy OMG 😂 😂 😂