Message from @Hammond_of_Texas

Discord ID: 525412975566389260


2018-12-20 20:41:59 UTC  

fuckin' wild

2018-12-20 20:42:03 UTC  

I just told you

2018-12-20 20:42:05 UTC  

Busy

2018-12-20 20:42:19 UTC  

Why beat off everyday

2018-12-20 20:42:28 UTC  

Who said I do

2018-12-20 20:42:28 UTC  

why not?

2018-12-20 20:42:33 UTC  

What a chore

2018-12-20 20:42:35 UTC  

avoid prostate cancer

2018-12-20 20:42:37 UTC  

(I do)

2018-12-20 20:42:59 UTC  

Jacking off isn't a chore sometimes you end up jacking off on accident

2018-12-20 20:43:05 UTC  

it's just something to do

2018-12-20 20:43:08 UTC  

true

2018-12-20 20:43:10 UTC  

You're not smart are you

2018-12-20 20:43:13 UTC  

its like shiting

2018-12-20 20:43:14 UTC  

like teenage pregnancy?

2018-12-20 20:43:20 UTC  

You can jerk off on accident

2018-12-20 20:43:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/525412920713281546/unknown.png

2018-12-20 20:43:22 UTC  

it happens whether you like it or not

2018-12-20 20:43:26 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas I've never been called a wise man

2018-12-20 20:43:34 UTC  

If you aint got a woman to fuck you, then you gotta beat off

2018-12-20 20:43:35 UTC  

The same way you can't rape yourself

2018-12-20 20:43:40 UTC  

Masturbsting is boring

2018-12-20 20:43:50 UTC  

@sweatercowsandsass knows whats up

2018-12-20 20:43:52 UTC  

even with a homan you gotta beat off

2018-12-20 20:43:55 UTC  

Your only saying that cos your vibrator broke

2018-12-20 20:44:07 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas Speak for yourself. 😏 But I wouldn't because raping yourself is gay.

2018-12-20 20:44:08 UTC  

No, it ran out of batteries

2018-12-20 20:44:34 UTC  

@sweatercowsandsass I'm married and I still find occasion to jack off

2018-12-20 20:44:40 UTC  

@Tailed Feature who won the caption contest

2018-12-20 20:44:51 UTC  
2018-12-20 20:44:51 UTC  
2018-12-20 20:44:54 UTC  

go down to Halfords and get yourself a couple of new batteries then

2018-12-20 20:45:10 UTC  

And lick them

2018-12-20 20:45:16 UTC  

Thats what i get for buying sorncers

2018-12-20 20:45:18 UTC  

Lady jerks so often she broke a vibrator

2018-12-20 20:45:21 UTC  

@Bonk Hers needs a car battery.

2018-12-20 20:45:23 UTC  

@Bonk its alright I got some from tesco

2018-12-20 20:45:30 UTC  

They'll do for now

2018-12-20 20:45:32 UTC  

Duracell are a rip

2018-12-20 20:45:35 UTC  

I chore them from work.

2018-12-20 20:45:39 UTC