it happens whether you like it or not

@Hammond_of_Texas I've never been called a wise man

If you aint got a woman to fuck you, then you gotta beat off

The same way you can't rape yourself

Masturbsting is boring

@sweatercowsandsass knows whats up

even with a homan you gotta beat off

Your only saying that cos your vibrator broke

@Hammond_of_Texas Speak for yourself. 😏 But I wouldn't because raping yourself is gay.

No, it ran out of batteries

@sweatercowsandsass I'm married and I still find occasion to jack off

@Tailed Feature who won the caption contest

@Tailed Feature wew

@Hammond_of_Texas yea 💔

go down to Halfords and get yourself a couple of new batteries then

And lick them

Thats what i get for buying sorncers

Lady jerks so often she broke a vibrator

@Bonk Hers needs a car battery.

@Bonk its alright I got some from tesco

They'll do for now

Duracell are a rip

I chore them from work.

@Questgiver You.

^

This is the battery pack that @LmaoMoni needs to buy each weekend

@Tailed Feature

yaaaas

AC Delco wouldn't trust a brand called that

I get industrial Energizer for free from work

^ real shit

@Bonk Oh aye that's what Halfords do. <:dribble:467327022641971211>

Energizer is the best.

@Hammond_of_Texas can I have some?

I wish I got free batteries from work

Just because im a teenager doesnt mean im constantly horny

I don't remember the last time I even bought batteries

can you ship me a million 9 volts? I got guitar pedals to power

I would but the price of shipping outdoes the price of purchasing them yourself

Wait til you get to your 20's....