**Imagine**
I want to drink with that guy, I want to know what the life of a man who schedules beating off is like
fuckin' wild
I just told you
Busy
Why beat off everyday
Who said I do
why not?
What a chore
avoid prostate cancer
(I do)
Jacking off isn't a chore sometimes you end up jacking off on accident
it's just something to do
true
You're not smart are you
its like shiting
like teenage pregnancy?
You can jerk off on accident
it happens whether you like it or not
@Hammond_of_Texas I've never been called a wise man
If you aint got a woman to fuck you, then you gotta beat off
The same way you can't rape yourself
Masturbsting is boring
@sweatercowsandsass knows whats up
even with a homan you gotta beat off
Your only saying that cos your vibrator broke
@Hammond_of_Texas Speak for yourself. 😏 But I wouldn't because raping yourself is gay.
No, it ran out of batteries
@sweatercowsandsass I'm married and I still find occasion to jack off
@Tailed Feature who won the caption contest
@Tailed Feature wew
@Hammond_of_Texas yea 💔
go down to Halfords and get yourself a couple of new batteries then
And lick them
Thats what i get for buying sorncers
Lady jerks so often she broke a vibrator
@Bonk Hers needs a car battery.
@Bonk its alright I got some from tesco
They'll do for now
Duracell are a rip
