Message from @coattailsandbowties

Discord ID: 525666190262009881


2018-12-21 13:26:41 UTC  

Fuck off Hammond, I'm putting pubes in his lunch.

2018-12-21 13:26:55 UTC  

It was pretty funny

2018-12-21 13:27:02 UTC  

Think I won't go into work and do it during the day.

2018-12-21 13:27:07 UTC  

I messaged him.

2018-12-21 13:27:19 UTC  

Did you ask him how it was

2018-12-21 13:27:27 UTC  

Rubens are trash sandwiches.

2018-12-21 13:27:27 UTC  

But i live i london, i can see the bus being evacuated because they may think its a bomb.

2018-12-21 13:27:33 UTC  

Wind here is 40mph today... yikes.

2018-12-21 13:27:45 UTC  

Breezy

2018-12-21 13:27:46 UTC  

Nah I said I hope you enjoyed it you actual greasy weasel.

2018-12-21 13:28:08 UTC  

Just fuck his wife and be done with it

2018-12-21 13:28:11 UTC  

@Tailed Feature Freezing too

2018-12-21 13:28:17 UTC  

She's bed bound

2018-12-21 13:28:25 UTC  

That's not the point

2018-12-21 13:28:25 UTC  

No wanting a skin flat scab to fuck

2018-12-21 13:28:26 UTC  

nty

2018-12-21 13:28:56 UTC  

The point is that you've cucked him, not if his wife is decent

2018-12-21 13:29:30 UTC  

That's a normie move.

2018-12-21 13:29:35 UTC  

I have much better in store

2018-12-21 13:29:40 UTC  

Why does the word "cuck" come off as cringey to me.

2018-12-21 13:29:46 UTC  

No point cucking him if you can't keep your dick hard while doing it

2018-12-21 13:29:46 UTC  

Because it is

2018-12-21 13:29:55 UTC  

Or you're spewing all over her

2018-12-21 13:30:08 UTC  

Yeast baking between her folds

2018-12-21 13:30:13 UTC  

Viagra that is all

2018-12-21 13:30:16 UTC  

🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢

2018-12-21 13:30:22 UTC  

And 4 condoms 🤢

2018-12-21 13:30:24 UTC  

Heavy boak coats

2018-12-21 13:30:34 UTC  

The heaviest

2018-12-21 13:30:43 UTC  

boak?

2018-12-21 13:31:09 UTC  

vomit

2018-12-21 13:31:12 UTC  

And the bus is going to a carribean neighborhod so that chicken is gone 😭

2018-12-21 13:31:31 UTC  

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2018-12-21 13:31:41 UTC  

Tea's co-workers wife

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/525666675329335353/image0.jpg

2018-12-21 13:32:06 UTC  

Oh hey, ninja's porn folder is leaking.

2018-12-21 13:32:16 UTC  

Literally, Hammond.

2018-12-21 13:32:24 UTC  

Another reason for the F-250, to haul your wife. @Tea

2018-12-21 13:33:04 UTC  

Found a solid use.

2018-12-21 13:33:07 UTC  

hahahaha

2018-12-21 13:33:12 UTC  

Lol

2018-12-21 13:33:14 UTC  

Oh shiiiit. 4 day weekend.