bend the zipper

Tell your mongo girlfriend that her nickname is fucking retarded and the height of stupidity

Or whatever the fuck Scottland calls department stores

@Sechesin Charity shop

Charity shop shoe sniffing

best sniffinening

Christ what's up cuntpales?

Tbh it's the mega gay to count that shit down like that.

Fuck i just left 4 kilos of chicken on the bus 😵 that was for my lunches for work.

@The Last MethBender mongo

At least no one stole your Ruben @The Last MethBender

Fuck off Hammond, I'm putting pubes in his lunch.

It was pretty funny

Think I won't go into work and do it during the day.

I messaged him.

Did you ask him how it was

Rubens are trash sandwiches.

But i live i london, i can see the bus being evacuated because they may think its a bomb.

Wind here is 40mph today... yikes.

Breezy

Nah I said I hope you enjoyed it you actual greasy weasel.

Just fuck his wife and be done with it

@Tailed Feature Freezing too

She's bed bound

That's not the point

No wanting a skin flat scab to fuck

nty

The point is that you've cucked him, not if his wife is decent

That's a normie move.

I have much better in store

Why does the word "cuck" come off as cringey to me.

No point cucking him if you can't keep your dick hard while doing it

Because it is

Or you're spewing all over her

Yeast baking between her folds

Viagra that is all

🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢

And 4 condoms 🤢

Heavy boak coats

The heaviest

boak?