Message from @A Drunk Sailor

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2018-12-21 15:34:50 UTC  

That exists

2018-12-21 15:34:51 UTC  

@Deleted User Clearly you've never been to Halifax at 3am

2018-12-21 15:35:17 UTC  

I've been screaming about being possessed by demons drunk (absynth) but never shit the bed drunk

2018-12-21 15:35:27 UTC  

Some guy I know from Kazakh had some kind of vodka which was infused with weed

2018-12-21 15:35:31 UTC  

Hello furries

2018-12-21 15:35:38 UTC  
2018-12-21 15:35:42 UTC  

I just get friendly when drunk, and then I go to bed

2018-12-21 15:35:47 UTC  

He was arrested the next day for damage of property but that's a different story

2018-12-21 15:35:49 UTC  

I’m reporting you to my mom

2018-12-21 15:35:55 UTC  

I've never done something insane drunk

2018-12-21 15:36:22 UTC  

i drank some bad poitin and vomited up part of my stomach lining, does that count?

2018-12-21 15:36:35 UTC  

I shat on a bouncers car bonnet when I was drunk

2018-12-21 15:36:41 UTC  

lmao

2018-12-21 15:36:41 UTC  

Lmao

2018-12-21 15:36:42 UTC  

Wiped my arse with mcdonalds napkins

2018-12-21 15:36:56 UTC  

undeniably based

2018-12-21 15:37:00 UTC  

absplutely redpilled

2018-12-21 15:37:01 UTC  

Craziest thing I've done is.... asked a friend to call me a cab?

2018-12-21 15:37:02 UTC  

I've walked home naked off it before

2018-12-21 15:37:04 UTC  

I fingerbanged a 12 year old when I was blackout drunk

2018-12-21 15:37:05 UTC  

wooooooo

2018-12-21 15:37:06 UTC  

No homo

2018-12-21 15:37:11 UTC  

Yaas jim

2018-12-21 15:37:11 UTC  

you waj

2018-12-21 15:37:14 UTC  
2018-12-21 15:37:16 UTC  
2018-12-21 15:37:21 UTC  

All I had on was shoes

2018-12-21 15:37:32 UTC  

Tmw I can’t drink for medical reasons

2018-12-21 15:37:35 UTC  

You heard me @SYN

2018-12-21 15:37:35 UTC  

Feelsbadman

2018-12-21 15:37:44 UTC  

See you can't be a functioning alcoholic like I am if you're a crazy drunk

2018-12-21 15:37:49 UTC  

I called my mom a hoe when I was drunk, she called me a cunt cus she was drunk too

2018-12-21 15:37:53 UTC  

So it's all cool

2018-12-21 15:38:01 UTC  

@GUEVARA 神 mate, how

2018-12-21 15:38:25 UTC  

I was at a party getting raided in college when I was really drunk and they hushed us into the basement and I could hear the cops upstairs, my friend and I just looked at each other and agreed we were getting busted here so he picked up a chair and tossed it through the window and we bolted. Ahh the good times in college

2018-12-21 15:38:27 UTC  

Fingerbanging a 12 year old. What

2018-12-21 15:38:31 UTC  

Lol

2018-12-21 15:38:32 UTC  

How could I pretend to be sober at work if I was a crazy drunk? Wouldn't work.

2018-12-21 15:38:34 UTC  

Issa joke

2018-12-21 15:39:00 UTC  

@Octavia i don't mean to shit the bed but sometimes good old uncle jack is driving the meat suit and i don't have a choice

2018-12-21 15:39:04 UTC  

Ah, I've been at raided parties before Oct. Legged it too