Message from @saint bulmers
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I don't consider alcohol a drug because I've never seen anyone suck someone's dick for a bottle of vodka well except for lolfire
Usually the food goes out the other way
lolfire sucks his girlfriends dick
You obviously don’t live in NYC Then kebab lmao
@Deleted User I would suck a dick for weed vodka
That exists
@Deleted User Clearly you've never been to Halifax at 3am
I've been screaming about being possessed by demons drunk (absynth) but never shit the bed drunk
Some guy I know from Kazakh had some kind of vodka which was infused with weed
Hello furries
@GUEVARA 神 kys
I just get friendly when drunk, and then I go to bed
He was arrested the next day for damage of property but that's a different story
I’m reporting you to my mom
I've never done something insane drunk
i drank some bad poitin and vomited up part of my stomach lining, does that count?
I shat on a bouncers car bonnet when I was drunk
lmao
Lmao
Wiped my arse with mcdonalds napkins
absplutely redpilled
Craziest thing I've done is.... asked a friend to call me a cab?
I've walked home naked off it before
I fingerbanged a 12 year old when I was blackout drunk
wooooooo
No homo
Yaas jim
you waj
@GUEVARA 神 what
All I had on was shoes
Tmw I can’t drink for medical reasons
Feelsbadman
See you can't be a functioning alcoholic like I am if you're a crazy drunk
I called my mom a hoe when I was drunk, she called me a cunt cus she was drunk too
So it's all cool
@GUEVARA 神 mate, how
I was at a party getting raided in college when I was really drunk and they hushed us into the basement and I could hear the cops upstairs, my friend and I just looked at each other and agreed we were getting busted here so he picked up a chair and tossed it through the window and we bolted. Ahh the good times in college
Fingerbanging a 12 year old. What