I can't type in <#418467477207646238> but I consent

+giveme consent

Evening

Eating ass is all fun and games until the ass eats you back.

Make the slaves fight each other

battle royale

hopefully there's no spartacus in there

sounds weebish

So it's anime

gotcha

I will

So what's this game about then if not weeb nonsense?

Some may be

fag graders that is

Pullups are dumb anyway

cardio is where it's at

I walk a lot

Tea you sound like my old drill instructor

I haven't worked out in years

too tired

Ok that's not true, I work out when I'm required to do so

but not on my own time

I don't run, I just walk around a lot

I hate bikes man

Yeah I'm good

I'll exercise when the military goddamn pays me to and at no other point

I'm actually underweight for my age and height, because I forget to eat half the time

5'6''

I'm shorter than most people I know

very smol

For some reason I'm friends with absolute units

I've been 5'6'' forever though, this is it, I'm done

oofed

An electric bike is the cowards motorcycle which is the lazy man's bike which is the basic mans unicycle which is that retarded mans legs

Every trail 'round here is full of bears

and pigs

and manbearpigs

bike r gay

ha gottem

Brakes are for cowards

Just hit the gas harder

Fucking a vagina is gay because dicks go in there

a trail is a path that isn't a road, a gravel path is not a trail, a trail is a break in the trees used by animals and people

a hill is a mild incline

its 10 at night

and it's -7 C or around that

Cold is better than heat

You can always put on more layers but there's only so many you can take off

Unless you wanna skin yourself

I was going to say I love winter but then I remembered the inevitable drop of 40 centimeters of snow at some point this winter

snow which will freeze and solidify into a solid mass and not leave until march

We get sleet here a lot

I hate it

sleet is the fucking worst

I should sleep but I don't like taking my pill

gives me nightmares man

All of them do it

Either nightmares or hallucinations

bah

loli's r ghey

don't tell me the quality of night

Alabama huh? You fuck your sister or cousin?

Ah, fairs

hadeth be the questions

I *dost possesseth a few questions

I mean, at least you're getting some pussy

so look on the bright side

My mom is an adult, she can make her own choices

I can spell I swear

What

Oh

It would yes

I gotta stop typing while drunk

but that would mean never typing again soooo...

No

I abuse alcohol and tobacco I don't need a third thing to fuck up my life

*Insert rant about how the military made me an alcoholic here*

Well I'm still in service

so there's that

I got fucked in the ass and sticked around for more

Speak the queen's english, heathen

I understood that reference

Can't wait

though Lizzy is still going pretty strong

She ain't kicking the bucket yet

I believe she recently became the oldest english monarch

previously that was good old Vicky

I would fuck the queen

respectively of course

If the queen commanded me to fuck her I guess I would be honour bound to do it

Tbh it probably would kill her

I'd say so

No u

I sailed to Denmark once and we had a port visit

they're booze is nice at least

Danish wamen are cute-ish

But they didn't fall for the foreign sailor angle so I didn't get to bed a dane

so sad times

Excuse?

What you say about my maple land?