Message from @Tea
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Lysergic acid diethylamide is a really good thing
@Deleted User never shit your bed.
Alcohol doesn't tend to affect your bowels like that
I'll shit your bed
I don't consider alcohol a drug because I've never seen anyone suck someone's dick for a bottle of vodka well except for lolfire
Usually the food goes out the other way
lolfire sucks his girlfriends dick
You obviously don’t live in NYC Then kebab lmao
@Deleted User I would suck a dick for weed vodka
That exists
@Deleted User Clearly you've never been to Halifax at 3am
I've been screaming about being possessed by demons drunk (absynth) but never shit the bed drunk
Some guy I know from Kazakh had some kind of vodka which was infused with weed
Hello furries
@GUEVARA 神 kys
I just get friendly when drunk, and then I go to bed
He was arrested the next day for damage of property but that's a different story
I’m reporting you to my mom
I've never done something insane drunk
i drank some bad poitin and vomited up part of my stomach lining, does that count?
lmao
Lmao
Wiped my arse with mcdonalds napkins
undeniably based
absplutely redpilled
Craziest thing I've done is.... asked a friend to call me a cab?
I've walked home naked off it before
I fingerbanged a 12 year old when I was blackout drunk
wooooooo
No homo
Yaas jim
you waj
@GUEVARA 神 what
All I had on was shoes
Tmw I can’t drink for medical reasons
Feelsbadman
See you can't be a functioning alcoholic like I am if you're a crazy drunk
I called my mom a hoe when I was drunk, she called me a cunt cus she was drunk too