Message from @SerendipitŸ
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My mom is best mom
Get dabbed on
Ooh mom off
Who is comparing mothers?
Just lyra
I AM
when I was going through puberty my mom thought it'd be a grand party game to read my internet history to my birthday party and the other parents were so disturbed by my habits that they didn't let any of them sleep over as originally intended
Lol
BECAUSE I WANNA TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT MY MOM IS
That can’t be true
My mom was a bartender for 40 years she keeps shit painfully real
Wtf were you looking up
I can't wait to get whiskey tonight
And how old were you
12ish and fucking everything
I was a curious little fuck back then
My mum raised my brother and I in a military base apartment while our dad was on tour, eventually left him and continued to raise us alone, then remarried, got a nice house, had my half sister, and pushes her idea of what I should do with my life on me any time she gets.
My mom is still better
Oh 100% my mother is a nutcase
Always better
My mom could beat up anyone's mom
Bullshit she was a personal trainer and triathlete before cancer
You wanna fuckin go?
2nd degree black belt in mma
my mom once won an argument over who got to sit on rocks at the pier for the blessing of the fleet by slamming down the line "At least I've got both my tits." to a breast cancer survivor.
My mom hiked the appalacian trail on a thru hike
My mom would still win
Also a tattoo artist, piercer, and great with money
Holy shit
I'll tell you about my mom in soy later im not saying anything in front of whiteys @Lyra
Fair
Sad
@Tewdrig does your mom have a patreon?
What the fuck the hall for my exam isn't opening and the exam starts in 7 minutes
god I wish
Fml
Gotta go
College is for fucking losers