Message from @SerendipitŸ

Discord ID: 525709833048031233


2018-12-21 16:20:21 UTC  

Wtf were you looking up

2018-12-21 16:20:25 UTC  

I can't wait to get whiskey tonight

2018-12-21 16:20:27 UTC  

And how old were you

2018-12-21 16:20:39 UTC  

12ish and fucking everything

2018-12-21 16:20:54 UTC  

I was a curious little fuck back then

2018-12-21 16:21:05 UTC  

My mum raised my brother and I in a military base apartment while our dad was on tour, eventually left him and continued to raise us alone, then remarried, got a nice house, had my half sister, and pushes her idea of what I should do with my life on me any time she gets.

2018-12-21 16:21:23 UTC  

My mom is still better

2018-12-21 16:21:36 UTC  

Oh 100% my mother is a nutcase

2018-12-21 16:21:37 UTC  

Always better

2018-12-21 16:21:42 UTC  

My mom can beat up your mom

2018-12-21 16:21:55 UTC  

My mom could beat up anyone's mom

2018-12-21 16:21:58 UTC  

Bullshit she was a personal trainer and triathlete before cancer

2018-12-21 16:22:13 UTC  

You wanna fuckin go?

2018-12-21 16:22:14 UTC  

2nd degree black belt in mma

2018-12-21 16:22:25 UTC  

my mom once won an argument over who got to sit on rocks at the pier for the blessing of the fleet by slamming down the line "At least I've got both my tits." to a breast cancer survivor.

2018-12-21 16:22:28 UTC  

My mom hiked the appalacian trail on a thru hike

2018-12-21 16:22:29 UTC  

My mom would still win

2018-12-21 16:22:34 UTC  

Also a tattoo artist, piercer, and great with money

2018-12-21 16:22:57 UTC  

Oh my god @Tewdrig

2018-12-21 16:23:11 UTC  

@Tewdrig wow I wanna punch your mom

2018-12-21 16:23:11 UTC  

Holy shit

2018-12-21 16:23:21 UTC  

I'll tell you about my mom in soy later im not saying anything in front of whiteys @Lyra

2018-12-21 16:23:28 UTC  

Fair

2018-12-21 16:23:33 UTC  

Sad

2018-12-21 16:23:36 UTC  

@Tewdrig does your mom have a patreon?

2018-12-21 16:23:47 UTC  

What the fuck the hall for my exam isn't opening and the exam starts in 7 minutes

2018-12-21 16:23:49 UTC  

god I wish

2018-12-21 16:23:50 UTC  

Fml

2018-12-21 16:24:01 UTC  

Gotta go

2018-12-21 16:24:02 UTC  

College is for fucking losers

2018-12-21 16:24:03 UTC  

Later fags

2018-12-21 16:24:05 UTC  

Good luck

2018-12-21 16:24:08 UTC  

take it easy

2018-12-21 16:24:19 UTC  

@Lyra good luck mate

2018-12-21 16:24:34 UTC  

Paid 250k for a 40k a year job

2018-12-21 16:24:48 UTC  

Why is it that expensive

2018-12-21 16:25:06 UTC  

america, probably

2018-12-21 16:25:17 UTC  

I thought my program was expensive

2018-12-21 16:25:26 UTC  

Oh I dunno I'm lucky to be gifted in tech and get a job without schooling

2018-12-21 16:25:28 UTC  

But I only owe $26,000

2018-12-21 16:27:47 UTC  

Nvm, It's in an hour