Wtf were you looking up

I can't wait to get whiskey tonight

And how old were you

12ish and fucking everything

I was a curious little fuck back then

My mum raised my brother and I in a military base apartment while our dad was on tour, eventually left him and continued to raise us alone, then remarried, got a nice house, had my half sister, and pushes her idea of what I should do with my life on me any time she gets.

My mom is still better

Oh 100% my mother is a nutcase

Always better

My mom can beat up your mom

My mom could beat up anyone's mom

Bullshit she was a personal trainer and triathlete before cancer

You wanna fuckin go?

2nd degree black belt in mma

my mom once won an argument over who got to sit on rocks at the pier for the blessing of the fleet by slamming down the line "At least I've got both my tits." to a breast cancer survivor.

My mom hiked the appalacian trail on a thru hike

My mom would still win

Also a tattoo artist, piercer, and great with money

Oh my god @Tewdrig

@Tewdrig wow I wanna punch your mom

Holy shit

I'll tell you about my mom in soy later im not saying anything in front of whiteys @Lyra

Fair

Sad

@Tewdrig does your mom have a patreon?

What the fuck the hall for my exam isn't opening and the exam starts in 7 minutes

god I wish

Fml

Gotta go

College is for fucking losers

Later fags

Good luck

take it easy

@Lyra good luck mate

Paid 250k for a 40k a year job

Why is it that expensive

america, probably

I thought my program was expensive

Oh I dunno I'm lucky to be gifted in tech and get a job without schooling

But I only owe $26,000

Nvm, It's in an hour