Message from @SerendipitŸ

Discord ID: 525709135870689330


2018-12-21 16:17:42 UTC  

Be back later

2018-12-21 16:17:42 UTC  

You’d lose lok

2018-12-21 16:17:43 UTC  

Lyra that's the cutest goddamn thing I've ever read

2018-12-21 16:17:46 UTC  

I love my mama she is the best mama ever I will fight you

2018-12-21 16:17:56 UTC  

@Tea have a good un my g

2018-12-21 16:18:13 UTC  

Peace out @Tea

2018-12-21 16:18:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/525708714611703810/Screenshot_20181221-101823.png

2018-12-21 16:18:55 UTC  

Did *your* mom raise 3 kids in a broken and uncertain home situation, work herself so hard the stress gave her cancer and then decide to still take care of her mom who got cancer at the same time, all the while supporting her children? I didn't think so

2018-12-21 16:19:00 UTC  

My mom is best mom

2018-12-21 16:19:06 UTC  

Get dabbed on

2018-12-21 16:19:11 UTC  

Ooh mom off

2018-12-21 16:19:23 UTC  

Who is comparing mothers?

2018-12-21 16:19:27 UTC  

Just lyra

2018-12-21 16:19:27 UTC  

I AM

2018-12-21 16:19:34 UTC  

when I was going through puberty my mom thought it'd be a grand party game to read my internet history to my birthday party and the other parents were so disturbed by my habits that they didn't let any of them sleep over as originally intended

2018-12-21 16:19:47 UTC  

Lol

2018-12-21 16:19:52 UTC  

BECAUSE I WANNA TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT MY MOM IS

2018-12-21 16:19:54 UTC  

That can’t be true

2018-12-21 16:20:10 UTC  

My mom was a bartender for 40 years she keeps shit painfully real

2018-12-21 16:20:21 UTC  

Wtf were you looking up

2018-12-21 16:20:25 UTC  

I can't wait to get whiskey tonight

2018-12-21 16:20:27 UTC  

And how old were you

2018-12-21 16:20:39 UTC  

12ish and fucking everything

2018-12-21 16:20:54 UTC  

I was a curious little fuck back then

2018-12-21 16:21:05 UTC  

My mum raised my brother and I in a military base apartment while our dad was on tour, eventually left him and continued to raise us alone, then remarried, got a nice house, had my half sister, and pushes her idea of what I should do with my life on me any time she gets.

2018-12-21 16:21:23 UTC  

My mom is still better

2018-12-21 16:21:36 UTC  

Oh 100% my mother is a nutcase

2018-12-21 16:21:37 UTC  

Always better

2018-12-21 16:21:42 UTC  

My mom can beat up your mom

2018-12-21 16:21:55 UTC  

My mom could beat up anyone's mom

2018-12-21 16:21:58 UTC  

Bullshit she was a personal trainer and triathlete before cancer

2018-12-21 16:22:13 UTC  

You wanna fuckin go?

2018-12-21 16:22:14 UTC  

2nd degree black belt in mma

2018-12-21 16:22:25 UTC  

my mom once won an argument over who got to sit on rocks at the pier for the blessing of the fleet by slamming down the line "At least I've got both my tits." to a breast cancer survivor.

2018-12-21 16:22:28 UTC  

My mom hiked the appalacian trail on a thru hike

2018-12-21 16:22:29 UTC  

My mom would still win

2018-12-21 16:22:34 UTC  

Also a tattoo artist, piercer, and great with money

2018-12-21 16:22:57 UTC  

Oh my god @Tewdrig

2018-12-21 16:23:11 UTC  

@Tewdrig wow I wanna punch your mom

2018-12-21 16:23:11 UTC  

Holy shit

2018-12-21 16:23:21 UTC  

I'll tell you about my mom in soy later im not saying anything in front of whiteys @Lyra