Message from @Tailed Feature
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nice
oof
one bottle of that is all you need
two sips will knock you out tailed
@V3xxed_G1raff3 as of now, a whole bunch of nerdy tshirts (this one's my favourite), a chemistry pin, a musical mug, a wooden spoon from buckingham palace (way to conform to stereotype santa) and a book of gchq puzzles
lethal
@coattailsandbowties not bad
@coattailsandbowties no you fuck you for spreading this fucking stupid meaningless holiday that only exists to sell you shit! If you really loved your family you wouldn’t wait for one day a year to bring them all together
i got a new keyboard
corsair strafe rgb
ffs my milk is off I can't even have a cup of tea
got a really nice gift from a mate who does old 90's tape restoration stuff
Christmas is probably the only day I don't wank.
I got a pc
@Tailed Feature herbal tea?
the misses got me a watch
Well I'm going for a sleep
he did me a CD full of old kool FM recordings from the 90's cleaned up
I haven't wanked for the past 3 days. It'll give me strength beyond measure
Enjoy Christmas you lot
@Tailed Feature yeah no
@Callie just relax and enjoy yourself
Merry Christmas Grinch ;p;
You're essentially saying "I'm miserable today, everyone else should be as miserable as me", but guess what, today isn't about you.
@V3xxed_G1raff3 can’t
why not??
Today is about baby jesus
@Callie see you'd have a point if I only saw my family on christmas every year.... not like we visit my grandparents every couple months, not like I come down from uni every couple months, not like we don't do things for each other at other times of the year. Reducing christmas down to commercialism is pathetic and completely missing the point about it.
Dude just get a bj like there are options.
@Tailed Feature Merry Christmas, hope you're having a good one regardless
Jihad all the way
merery chrismz
@Callie I’d tap you out mate
@Leeroy Thanks, you too. I have a bottle of vodka and a bottle of rum, that's my Christmas dinner. 😂
lol
Ohgod tailed no
@Tailed Feature you got sugar cubes and ice water for the absinthe
If you expect nothing for Christmas you will never be disapointed. These are facts.