one bottle of absinthe

nice

oof

one bottle of that is all you need

two sips will knock you out tailed

@V3xxed_G1raff3 as of now, a whole bunch of nerdy tshirts (this one's my favourite), a chemistry pin, a musical mug, a wooden spoon from buckingham palace (way to conform to stereotype santa) and a book of gchq puzzles

lethal

@coattailsandbowties not bad

@coattailsandbowties no you fuck you for spreading this fucking stupid meaningless holiday that only exists to sell you shit! If you really loved your family you wouldn’t wait for one day a year to bring them all together

i got a new keyboard

corsair strafe rgb

ffs my milk is off I can't even have a cup of tea

got a really nice gift from a mate who does old 90's tape restoration stuff

Christmas is probably the only day I don't wank.

I got a pc

@Tailed Feature herbal tea?

the misses got me a watch

Well I'm going for a sleep

he did me a CD full of old kool FM recordings from the 90's cleaned up

@Lemb1 noice I hope it’s a good one

I haven't wanked for the past 3 days. It'll give me strength beyond measure

@Callie There's being a grinch, then there's being a complete cunt. Please stop.

Enjoy Christmas you lot

@Tailed Feature yeah no

@Callie just relax and enjoy yourself

U2 @ky

Merry Christmas Grinch ;p;

You're essentially saying "I'm miserable today, everyone else should be as miserable as me", but guess what, today isn't about you.

@V3xxed_G1raff3 can’t

why not??

Today is about baby jesus

@Callie see you'd have a point if I only saw my family on christmas every year.... not like we visit my grandparents every couple months, not like I come down from uni every couple months, not like we don't do things for each other at other times of the year. Reducing christmas down to commercialism is pathetic and completely missing the point about it.

Dude just get a bj like there are options.

@Tailed Feature Merry Christmas, hope you're having a good one regardless

Jihad all the way

merery chrismz

@Callie I’d tap you out mate

@Leeroy Thanks, you too. I have a bottle of vodka and a bottle of rum, that's my Christmas dinner. 😂

lol

Ohgod tailed no

@Tailed Feature you got sugar cubes and ice water for the absinthe