Message from @BlackBeard

Discord ID: 527121413312610314


2018-12-25 13:46:58 UTC  

so yeah it kinda is

2018-12-25 13:47:04 UTC  

nah they like double the price of a normal one

2018-12-25 13:47:14 UTC  

and i just want to see if it interests me

2018-12-25 13:47:16 UTC  

Make a left handed guitar

2018-12-25 13:47:30 UTC  

wot if you have 3 hands coz u jew inbred?

2018-12-25 13:49:14 UTC  

I'm left handed, just learn to play right handed guitar it will save u loads of money @V3xxed_G1raff3

2018-12-25 13:49:44 UTC  

Merry Christmas everybody

2018-12-25 13:49:51 UTC  

you too mate

2018-12-25 13:49:53 UTC  

I'm about to stab my sister with a meat fork

2018-12-25 13:50:02 UTC  

do it

2018-12-25 13:50:04 UTC  

no balls

2018-12-25 13:50:04 UTC  

Not a forj !

2018-12-25 13:50:08 UTC  

sweet

2018-12-25 13:50:13 UTC  

a forj

2018-12-25 13:50:54 UTC  

She's being all *no don't do it this way, do it like how we used to do it in **silver service*** well I'm fucking sorry but do it yourself if you're going to be so fucking picky about it

2018-12-25 13:51:10 UTC  

Rough christmas

2018-12-25 13:51:32 UTC  

I work in silver service. I just hoovered everything into myself and am drinking wine from a pint glass. Fuck silver service

2018-12-25 13:51:33 UTC  

whats silver service

2018-12-25 13:52:02 UTC  

The way posh fuckers get served at expensive restaurants

2018-12-25 13:52:04 UTC  

its upper class stuff

2018-12-25 13:52:18 UTC  

us working class just use our fingers

2018-12-25 13:52:31 UTC  

Look at this fatcat with his fingers.

2018-12-25 13:52:33 UTC  

fuckin silver spooned dickheads

2018-12-25 13:53:11 UTC  

there is special ways to serve food at a family? fucking hell i thought it was just about being with them

2018-12-25 13:53:21 UTC  

Just faceplant the food like a proper peasant

2018-12-25 13:53:43 UTC  

Our family christmas is just a massive food fight

2018-12-25 13:53:50 UTC  

cant im middle class+

2018-12-25 13:53:50 UTC  

Get largest plates you can find and get a shovel.

2018-12-25 13:53:53 UTC  

with a bunch of fat blokes

2018-12-25 13:54:02 UTC  

Upper lower middle class

2018-12-25 13:54:08 UTC  

wut

2018-12-25 13:54:48 UTC  

@TBORIOT essentially my sister's a fucking narcissistic, controlling cow with a superiority complex

2018-12-25 13:54:55 UTC  

I got something from Scotland

2018-12-25 13:55:11 UTC  

Chlamydia?

2018-12-25 13:55:11 UTC  

so some character traits *are* genetic then

2018-12-25 13:55:24 UTC  

Ooooh

2018-12-25 13:55:41 UTC  

meh never learn much about those types my lil sister used to try doing it and i got her normal

2018-12-25 13:55:47 UTC  

Wot u get then?

2018-12-25 13:55:59 UTC  

More important i think is just getting the food on the table and everything being unnecessarily fancy like *this* this was what she wanted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/527122341646565396/20181225_135330.jpg

2018-12-25 13:56:08 UTC  

crippling alcoholism?

2018-12-25 13:56:09 UTC  

Nah coattails is a neurotic anxious wreck most o the time. Well until cow happened