I'm about to stab my sister with a meat fork

do it

no balls

Not a forj !

sweet

a forj

She's being all *no don't do it this way, do it like how we used to do it in **silver service*** well I'm fucking sorry but do it yourself if you're going to be so fucking picky about it

Rough christmas

I work in silver service. I just hoovered everything into myself and am drinking wine from a pint glass. Fuck silver service

whats silver service

The way posh fuckers get served at expensive restaurants

its upper class stuff

us working class just use our fingers

Look at this fatcat with his fingers.

fuckin silver spooned dickheads

there is special ways to serve food at a family? fucking hell i thought it was just about being with them

Just faceplant the food like a proper peasant

Our family christmas is just a massive food fight

cant im middle class+

Get largest plates you can find and get a shovel.

with a bunch of fat blokes

Upper lower middle class

wut

@TBORIOT essentially my sister's a fucking narcissistic, controlling cow with a superiority complex

I got something from Scotland

Chlamydia?

so some character traits *are* genetic then

Ooooh

meh never learn much about those types my lil sister used to try doing it and i got her normal

Wot u get then?

More important i think is just getting the food on the table and everything being unnecessarily fancy like *this* this was what she wanted

crippling alcoholism?

Nah coattails is a neurotic anxious wreck most o the time. Well until cow happened

@Pirate the only bit of that that could apply to me is being a cow

V good

happy yule who got something cool

@Shmeh pretty much, yikes.

why a bucket is fancy? fucking hell upper class is autistic

Girls in STEM shaking my damn head

Inspiring

Is that icarly